Enterprise Antics
AN: these stories were meant to make everyone laugh so please take no offence to them and I own nothing accept maybe a few minor characters
Coffee
Spock had been particularly drowsy that morning and unfortunately for him, Scotty was the first to notice. The red shirt had not only suggested coffee but practically pushed it like a drug runner. The Vulcan resisted and was getting rather irritated but gave in. most illogical stupid under thought decision in his life. After the first cup he was fine and there were no changes, but about five cups in and a trip to the lavatory Spock was on overdrive. Scotty realizing the grave mistake he just made conveniently had something to work on in the engine room and disappeared. This left poor Spock to his jitters on his own. The Vulcan was nearly power walking through the halls and decks of the ship, making his usual rounds only about twice as fast. Most of the crew couldn't understand a word he said, as he was speaking far too fast and ended up making repairs and filing reports on his own instead of letting the crew do it and learn. It wasn't until he reached the Bridge that spock realized how grave a mistake he just made.
