Warning: This South Park Fan fiction story has very foul language, sexual situations, violence and a great mass mockery that the show is widely known for over the years. That I don't owned or created South Park by Trey Parker, Matt Stone and Comedy Central because I write my own stories between season breaks .It is intended for mature reading if you find it too vulgar to read that you have the choice to do not read it at all or do not a give a crap at all which I hope that you will be enjoy it and laugh your ass off.

Back from the Dead

Chapter 1: Bad Memories

In a dream that Cartman was having while he was in bed sleeping actually it was more like a nightmare to him which he was reliving a terrible memory that still haunts him and his friends to this day which it was the gruesome death of their most trust worthy friend Chef who fell to his death down a cliff and been torn apart by a grizzly bear and a mountain lion while the kids looked on in great horror and openly cursed The Super Adventure Club for killing their friend and brainwashing him to make him think that he is a child molester a few years ago which it is still fresh in their young minds.

"CHEF, NO!" Cartman screamed out loud in his restless sleep which he was flapping around in his bed and it brought my mother in his room which she looks very worried at that moment.

"Eric, are you okay hun that you are having another nightmare about your beloved late friend chef again?" Said Liane who is in her pink dressing robe and wearing a mud pack mask as she seated herself on his bed trying her best to comfort her baby as he sat up from his pillow screaming his head off at that very same minute which she has putted her hand on his left shoulder to quiet him down .

"Meem it is just a bad nightmare!" Cartman angrily roars to protest for his mother's overprotective stance

The very next morning at one of the town's cemeteries which all of four boys were at a risen white stone grave marker which it says here lays Jerome "Chef" McElroy D.O.B.: December 2, 1965 – D.O.D. : March 22, 2011., Our beloved school cook, city councilor and ladies man we will missed you as always." On the headstone was a couple of ladies' sexy satin and lacy panties and bras laying which there is no body in the coffin only a spatula lays in his honor.

"Damn Chef you still get chicks takes their panties off for you even through you are chilling in the afterlife." Said Kenny

"Guys, I'm always have the weirdest feeling in my gut that Chef is alive somewhere all these years." Said Kyle

"Kahl, do you think that fruity club brought Chef back to life and take him somewhere only God Knows." Said Cartman which his eyes widen with great concern and shock

"Guys, but you remember when the police say that they did not able to find what remain of chef's torn body after that grizzly and cougar did to him and they did say that someone had pulled that tree limb that had impaled him that stopped his painful looking fall down from that cliff out of him." Said Stan as he stands by Chef's grave marker at that moment

Cut to the downtown area of South Park , at the two-story brownstone police station inside the giant squad room which it is crawling with uniformed and plain clothed officers are standing around that is when Sgt. Harrison Lou Yates was walking up to his desk which he has a vanilla folder in his hand.

"Well ladies and gentlemen look like that we have a slow night on our hands so get our paperwork caught up at last." Said Yates as he taken his seat at his desk that is when he took a slip from his coffee mug and a half eaten grape jelly filled doughnut was resting on a napkin that sat on the top of his desk . But all sudden his fax machine came to life which it was printing something out then he says"Hold on something ladies and gentlemen that we gotten a statewide bulletin coming through the fax machine right now."

"What is that Be on the Lookout for bulletin is for Lou?" Said Mitch Harris while standing there looking at him and holding his cup of fresh brewed hot coffee.

"This bulletin is out of the Denver Metro area which it is a multi amber alert has been issued statewide for a small group of school-aged children has mysteriously vanished without a trace…, better keep your eyes peel for suspicious activity in the town., I'm will be back in a few minutes" Said Yates while looking at his semi all-star pig squad in his eyes and mind which he is thinking about on briefing BarBrady on this amber alert bulletin who is in his office doing some paperwork and talking to someone at that moment, which it was Mayor McDaniels who was sitting in a black leather chair which her two aides were standing behind her and they were talking about something like boring public safety crap. That is when Yates poked his ginger looking head through the crack of the door. "Uh excuse me sir and madam mayor we just gotten this state-wide amber alert bulletin."

"What?!" Said everyone who is sitting in the chief's office which McDaniels has a very shock look that formed on her face as she looks at the daywalker police sergeant when she heard it.

"Uh oh no not that which I'm don't like that code words at all, it is an Amber Alert that is a very bad thing to hear as a police officer." Said BarBrady which the slightly overweight police chief rises up from his black leather manager chair less fancier to McDaniels's desk chair that she have.

"George, quit playing with your emotions it's your job to protects and serve you idiot." McDaniels snickers loudly while looking very scornfully at BarBrady who is whimpering right now. Which BarBrady was hiding a very dark childhood secret from her all these years which he knew her very well and romantic that he was physical, and possibly sexual abused by his uncles during his dad's poker games when he was younger which he was forced to dressed up like a girl and sit on his uncles' laps plus got whipped by a belt by one of his uncle which the serial toilet paper vandal Josh Meyers dug deep into his past and used it against him to break him. Which BarBrady's only true reason that he became a police officer to protects himself and saves children from those terrible experiences that he went through as a kid.

"Well Martha I'm hate Kiddie molesters and people who beat on children with a passion geez whiz! Said BarBrady which his sweaty palms was resting on top of his desk looking very worry which McDaniels was looking very threatening at him but turned into great concern which she saw him sweating big time at that very moment.

"George, something wrong don't lied to me that I'm can see it in your face and sensed it that something is troubling you right now?" Said McDaniels while looking at him which inside heart and mind are fighting each other to tell her about his painful and dark painful past that he went through his childhood or lied to her about it.

To Be Continued

Author's note: I'm referenced the flashbacks scenes from the Return of the Chef and Toilet Paper and going to start chapter 2 tomorrow and may change the rating from T to M in future chapters in this dark and drama filled story. I may add to what is written in this author's note I really wants to do a chef involved story in a very long time in the making and yes it is sad chef is gone because no Isaac Hayes is not with us anymore :(and going out to work more on the plot in coming days.