The five gundam boys are on a ship)

Duo- What a nice day this is!
Wufie- yes it is!

(Quatre is puking over the side of the boat)
Heero- you guys look at quatre?
Trowa- yeah...
Duo- ha ha ha ha!
Wufie- poor guy
Heero-he will be fine
Duo- WHATS THAT?! (duo points up in the sky)
(the gundam boys look up in the sky and see an airplane flying over head dropping bombs) !@#$ ok so I didn't do the ice burg thingy sue me it wasn't realistic for the gundam boys .!@#$
Heero-hit the deck!
(the four gundam boys fall to the ground, duo dragging quatre to the ground)
(after the explosions the gundam boys get up::
Trowa- damn
Quatre- I feel sick
Duo- what happened?
*some people scream- THE SHIP IS SINCKING!*
Duo- looks like we are going to get a swim
Heero- are you kidding its 50 degrees in the water! We will freeze to death!
Quatre-oops
(the four gundam boys look at the sea-sick quatre)
Wufei- he is out of it
Duo- It looks like we have no other choice then to jump.
Quatre- jump?

*Duo throws Quatre overboard*
Wufei- Oh yeah real nice duo.
Quatre- AHHH!! ITS COLD!!!
Duo- just jump off the boat, damn it!
*Wufei jumps off the boat with a splash*
Wufei- I am going to kill you duo!
*Trowa jumps off the boat closing his eyes*
*Heero gets ready to jump off when he hears Relena*
Relena- Heero, wait! I want to jump with you!
Heero- *mumbles* oh sure hun...
*Duo jumps off the boat*

*Heero grabs relena and throws her off the boat*

Heero thinks- Now I could go down with the ship and save myself from relena or jump and have to deal with her the rest of my life...

*Dorothy comes behind heero and pushes him off the boat*
Dorothy- later sucker!
*heero hits the water with a splash*

Heero- AHHHH ITS FREEZING!!
*Heero sees a drifting piece of wood and climbs on top of it*

Relena- save me heero!

Heero- Oh brother....fine fine...

*heero grabs relena's arm*

Heero- I will never let go...-_-
Relena- I love you heero!

*Heero looks around... lets go of relena*
Relena- how could you?!
Heero- do what?
*heero gets an innocent look and shoves her head under water*

Duo- Want to give me a hand heero?
Heero- sure
*Heero pulls duo up and throws him on top of the wood*

* Just then a huge thing starts coming up out of the water*
Quatre- ahhh what is it?!
Wufei- IT'S THE SEA WITCH URSULA!!!!
Duo- NO ITS RELENA!!!
Trowa- damn she's ugly...
Ursule/ I mean relena- COME LIVE WITH ME UNDER THE SEA HEERO!
Heero- rather not
*Two eels come up out of the water, one with the face of dorothy and the other with the face of that ugly, teddy bear thing heero gave her*
*heero gets on his knees and stars to pray*
Heero- I swear I will never kill other person again, just keep it away from me! Please!
"Relena"- Trowa, come live with me under the sea!
*Trowa grabs and hugs quatre*
Relena- oh yeah I forgot...
*Trowa pushs off quatre and points to the people reading this. I KNOW WHAT YOU WERE THINKING! DON'T EVEN! :: thinks he would rather look gay then be stuck with relena::
Relena- oh that's pathetic...I'm gonna have to kill you all now.
Duo- follow the white rabbit you guys!
Heero- LOOK! There's the white rabbit!
* A little white rabbit hopes across the water*
Trowa- ok that's weird...
* The gundam boys start paddling after the white rabbit which is hopping on the water*
* Then all of a sudden they get sucked up and their twisting and twisting ::

** quatre wakes up**

Quatre- uhh what happened....oh what a pretty dress I'm wearing..all blue and white...ahhh...I mean...MY SISTER WOULD LIKE THIS! UH HUH THAT'S WHAT I MEANT!...wait...OH MY GOSH I HAVE LONG HAIR! Ohh just like duo's I'm so proud....cept its all blond and pretty OH AND LOOK I GOT A NICE LITTLE BOW IN MY HAIR!

* meanwhile across wonderland.....*

Wufei- that was weird....eh..I have a tail? What the fuck?! I'M A CAT?! I'M A CAT?! NOOOO I DON'T WANNA BE A KITTY THEIRS NO JUSTICE BEING AN CAT! ...I'm in a tree.....I hate trees

*meanwhile-

* Quatre starts walking around wonderland....**

@THUMP!@


Quatre- AH! ~ black out~ ^ 20 minutes later^
Quatre- WHAT THE HELL?! Ugh something fell on my head....Oh my gosh it's a cat...

Wufei- yeah its raining cats so you better go away transvestite person .
Quatre- HEY! I'm not a transvestite! And its not raining cats
Wufei- you're a boy wearing girls stuff idiot!
Quatre- SO! You fell from the sky!
Wufei- no I didn't! I fell from the tree you dumb ass!
Quatre- so I was right? It's not raining kitties?
Wufei- go away dumb blond boy....
Quatre- ok kitty.....make sure you don't fall from sky anymore.
Wufei- ugh...

* quatre walks away and finds a bunch of people sitting at a table drinking tea...singing and acting just plain weird*

Quatre- is that you heero?
Heero- NO I'm da mad hatter now!
Quatre- ok I um-
Heero- shut up and have some tea!
Quatre- oh I like tea

* heero pours him a cup of tea*
Quatre- uh thank you...
* Quatre lifts up the cut of tea and puts it to his mouth....heero grabs it away*
Quatre- wha?
Heero- YOU MUST DRINK TEA!
Quatre- well I-
Heero- here let me pour you another cup!
Quatre- um ok...
* heero pours him another cup and again quatre tries to drink it but fails because heero grabs it away*
Quatre- ok? So you don't want me to drink the tea?


* All so going on in wonderland...*

~WHACK~ ~WHACK~

Duo-Die card people!
Card soldiers - But your our queen!
Duo- I'm not your queen damn it!
~Whack Whack~
Card soldiers - stop hurting us queen!
Duo- call me queen again and I will light you on fire!
Card soldiers - OH no don't do that to me my queen!
Duo- asked for it!

* duo pulls out his lighter and lights the Card soldiers on fire*
Card soldiers- AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! * runs away on fire*
Duo- * smirks* there that took care of paper boy.
Trowa- duo?
* trowa turns around*
Duo- trowa? OFF WITH YOUR HEAD!
Trowa- duo?
Duo- off with his head! Oh wait I forgot I killed all the card peoples so they can't cut off your head...oh well have to do it to myself.
Trowa- HUH?!

* just then a giant bird poop lands on them*
Duo- what the fuck!
Trowa- ahh I'm drowning!
* duo swims around then they both get sucked under...twisting..twisting...*

* meanwhile at mad hatters place*

( 20 minutes later heero keeps giving him tea and taking it*
Quatre- DAMN IT GIVE ME THE FUCKEN TEA!
Heero- you must drink tea!
Quatre- that's it!
* quatre picks up a butter knife*
Heero- wow their pink boy why don't you sit down and have a nice cup of tea and calm down...
Quatre- I HATE PINK!
Heero- ok then well just sit your little dress loving ass down.
Quatre- grrr...
* heero throws a cup of tea at him and quatre disappears*
Heero- muahahaha...
* heero jumps in the cup of tea and disappears also*

* meanwhile in wonderland*

Wufei- meeeeeeeeooooowwwwwwwwwww

* wufei kitty slaps himself*
Wufei- MEEEEEEEOWWWWW!
* wufei kitty attacks himself*
Wufei- MEEEOOOOW HISSSSSS!!!!
* a huge mango starts running after wufei *
wufei- meow?

~ SPLAT~
Wufei- meow =-.-=;;
* wufei runs away covered in mango guts*
* THEN A HUGE FLOWER LEANS OVER AND EATS HIM!*
* he disappears*


!@#$% FLASH !@#$%^

Wufei- wakes up...* yawns* that was one weird dream...damn...
* wufei looks around and finds that its all dark*
Wufei- hmm damn it I slept all the way till it turned dark outside?
* wufei stands up and trips and falls in some type of goo*
wufei- umm...I need some light...this stuff feels nasty...
* wufei lights match he had in his pocket*
wufei- NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


the end...oh If you haven't figured it out...he was still trapped in the stomach of the flower ^.^ forgive my bad editing job, I really don't have to time to check a million times for my typos. And excuse the form of how its written, its not written in story form but more like play, I just find it easy to write " funny" stories that way.