Sooo, I'm back, but I'm in a new fandom! Ghost Hunt is my new obsession, so I decided to do my first ever drabble challenge. Using a list of prompts, I will work through SPR's daily trials and tribulations. Expect assorted pairings, mostly canon, and a fair amount of crack. I won't do the prompts in their specified order, but I will have 1 at the beginning and 100 at the end. Bear with me. So, without further ado, prompt number one; Introduction.
Disclaimer; Well, I'm not exactly Japanese. . .
Welcome to Shibuya Psychic Research, or, A Typical Day in the Office
"Ow! Watch where you swing that purse, woman!"
"Maybe you should watch your mouth next time, you dirty old man!"
"You know, Matsuzaki-san, it wasn't technically Takigawa-san who called you obaa-san... Even if it is highly accurate at some times."
"Calm down, please, everyone..."
"Brown-san... It is no use. You know how they are."
"... I'm leaving."
"Mai! Tea!"
... Oh, hello! You must be our client. I apologize for the chaos; it's not often that all of us are in here together. I'll be right back, just let me get Naru- ah, Shibuya-san, his tea.
Take a seat anywhere you can find!
"Mai, tea, I said!"
"Hai, hai! Mou, what a slave driver..."
Ah, sorry for the wait! Have some tea while you wait for everyone, it'll get cold otherwise. While Shibuya-san collects his files ("Isn't that your job, Mai?"), I'll introduce you to everyone, I guess. We're really not that crazy, I promise!
The lady with the bright red hair who's swinging her purse around is Matsuzaki Ayako-san. She's our resident miko, and although she says she can do exorcisms, not a lot of them actually work. Don't tell her I said that, though, or she'll have my skin! She's also a nurse, and she's kind of like a mom to all of us.
The man with the ponytail getting hit by Ayako is Takigawa Houshou-san, but most of us just call him Bou-san, seeing as he's a monk. Well, kind of. He's off the mountain right now, because they wouldn't let him have his CDs with him. Right! He's also the bassist in a band, isn't that cool? Together, he and Ayako are the parents.
The guy with the glasses who's laughing at everyone is Yasuhara-san. He's still a student, but he helps us out on cases that involve a lot of research. Don't trust him, whatever you do. He may look like innocent, but he's a trickster! Like that time in the Urado case when...
Sorry, back on topic!
The blond trying to calm everyone down (unsuccessfully, might I add) is John Brown-san. He's from Australia, and he's a Catholic priest.
... What? Oh, he looks a lot younger than he is. Believe me, he's one of the best exorcists here. He's just so calm and friendly all the time... I don't know how he does it.
I'm sure you know Masako, er, Hara-san. She's on TV all the time. Yes, the medium. See, I knew you'd have heard of her! She's... complicated, I suppose. Honestly, she's like a slightly annoying younger sibling.
"Mai, where on earth did you put the folder for this case? Surely even with your lesser intellect you can file a single piece of paper."
"It's on your desk! Don't blame me if you spilled your precious tea on it!"
Lin-san is Lin-san. He's really quiet, from China, and a little bit scary. That's really all I know about him.
Oh! I forgot to introduce myself! My name is Taniyama Mai, but you can just call me Mai. I'm basically here to brew tea and file stuff that Shibuya-san can't be bothered to put away. It's nice to meet you!
... Who's our manager? Ah. That's a tricky one.
Well, you know we're Shibuya Psychic Research, and that our manager is Shibuya Kazuya-san. He's such an idiot scientist, and he's only seventeen, as well! But honestly, don't be fooled. He looks like an angel, but he's the devil incarnate!
In fact, he's so arrogant and narcissistic, I nicknamed him Naru, short for narcissist. And don't even get me started on his tea addiction! I swear I brew around twenty cups a day just for him, not even counting everyone else. And he doesn't sleep, either-
Eh? Someone's behind me...?
"Ow! Ayako, don't hit- Naru!"
"I don't pay you to sit around and socialize with our clients, Mai."
"But NARU-!"
"Mai..."
"That actually is what you pay me for, you jer-"
"Ignore my moron of an assistant. Now, if you could begin by telling me when the hauntings began...?"
Next prompt, probably to be uploaded tonight will be number 61; Fairy Tale. The title is; The Narcissist's New Clothes, or, That One Time Naru Was Tricked!
Reviews are muchly appreciated! Keep 'em coming!
