One morning Near awoke to find himself lying on a beach. As he sat up and blinked his eyes, and then he noticed somthing else.
He wasn't wearing pants. Instead of his usual white pajama pants that matched the pristine white shirt he had on, he was wearing a skirt. A skirt made out of grass. Well, a grass skirt sure beat nothing ar least...He wondered if he had been kidknapped by a weirdo with a hula girl fetish.
Near stood up to survey his surroundings. The island he was on was very small, and the only things on it were a palm tree, a meteor, and some sort of statue.
Suddenly somthing, or should I say someONE fell from the sky.
The man was a chibi, wearing a lond sleeved white shirt and a grass skirt identical to Near's. His dishouvaled black hair was fixed with some sort of bone
Near ran over to him to see if he was alright, but he didn't appear to be hurt, despite having recently fallen from a great hight.
"L...?" The white haired boy asked.
L stood and proceeded to brush sand off of his clothing. He frowned as though a bit miffied and slightly displeased, though not terrified in a way at all.
The dark haired chibi detective looked at Near and asked "Have you any idea where it is that we currenrly reside?
"N-no...I just woke up here...wearing this skirt..."
L frowned and bit his thumbnail. "I wonder if this island has any cake..."
There was a pause, and then suddenly a high pitched scream filled the air and annother pygmy plumeted onto the beach.
He had blonde hair, also tied up in a weird ponytail on the top of his head. His shirt was black and he also had on the same kind of hula skirt worn by Near and L.
"Mello!" L and Near exclaimed in in unison.
"What the fucking hell? Mello yelled. "Why in bloody fucking damnation did I fall from the fudging sky and why the fucking hell am I wearing this godawful SKIRT!"
"I-i just woke up here, and than L, he fell from the sky, and so did you..."
"The FUUUCKK?" Mello cursed as though they hadn't heard enough of his profantity.
A moment later, yet annother person fell from the clouds. He landed face down in the sand and when he sat up he spat it out and shook it out of his black hair. He was dressee in the top half of a blue suite and a red tie and his skirt and ponytail looked like everyone elses.
"Hey...Ryuzaki! What going on?"
"Hello Matsuda."
"Why am I wearing a skirt..."
"Thats what everyone has been wondering..." Near sighed.
"Oh...cool..." Matsuda started swining his hips a little and doing some sort of hula dance.
"He doesn't even seem to mind..." Mello muttered under his breath.
Meanwhile, In the bedroom of Light Yagami...
"I love thr game pocket god, because, well...YOU'RE GOD!" Light laughed while his hair and eyes turned red for a brief moment.
"Humans are so interesting..." Ryuk chuckled, grinning his usual rapist smile.
It was funny though, because when Light had looked at the island of Oog, It was not a normal pygmy on the beach, it was a white haired one wearing a white top.
"What?"
Then when he pressed the + button to add more pygmies they also looked diffrent. Two of them looked like Matsuda and Ryuzaki...
"Kyahahaha..." Light chuckled darkly (lol thats an oxymoron) "This game is not just Pocket god...It's pocket Kira!"
*Insert fit of maniacle laughter*
