101 Ways to annoy jack
spray paint his duel runner pink (and don't forget the helmet)
change his ringtone to Barbie girl and keep calling him in public for all to hear (disable his silent mode and put it on speaker for maximum effect)
lock him in a room with fan girls
make up a terrible (worse than the cheerleaders he has if that's possible) and follow him loudly and very badly
teach it to fan girls telling them that he loves it and they should sing it at all possible moments especially duels
if he tries to talk to you say "look I know where this is going…I WILL NOT GO OUT WITH YOU!"
show him all the stories on fanfiction, especially the jack/yusei and the other yaoi's (plus pics)
ask him why his hair is longer than most of the girls on yugioh 5ds
dye his hair pink and wait to see how long it take him to realise
send his baby photo's to everyone around the world
Find video tapes of when he was younger and put them on youtube
Ask him where does he get his kaiba coat from
Switch all of his coffee to decafe
Put a closing down sign on the coffee shop (his favourite especially plus if you can all other shops in town)
Take all his clothes and just leave 1 dress (no underwear either) (will he choose naked or dress)
Mess with his duel runner radio so it always plays crazy frog at full volume
Ask "hows it going up there lofty" every time you see him
Replace his deck with blank piece of card
Go fishing with his red dragon archfiend card
Tell him blue eyes coffee has been scientifically proven to cause baldness
Glue a bald cap to his head
Take fan girls on tours of his room as he either sleeps or changes
Put make up on him as he sleeps
Handcuff him somewhere public and just leave him there
Shrink all his clothes
Wash all his clothes with 1 red sock so all his clothes end up pink (clearly an " accident")
Sell him to some fan girl online
Get mina, carly and other fan girls into a room with him and say that he loves one of them then ask which one
Give him a box, tell him since he cannot pay for rent that he is now officially homeless
Give him clown shoes saying they were the closet to his size that the store had
Tell yusei and Bruno that jack wants to know what string theory is in precise detail
Pretend you cannot hear or see him for a day (get everyone to join in)
Follow him all day, don't say anything no matter what and get as many people as possible to join in
Tell him that you found his sister and show a picture of paris Hilton
Frame the aftermath of a party which only he was victim to – make it as embarrassing or hilarious as you want- and convince him that it really did happen
Accuse him of being gay about 70 times a day
Ask him if he's a sparkly vampire
Draw a Hitler stache on his face when he's asleep
Style his hair into a Mohawk
Tell him ikea called wanting their crappy made tables back
Spray paint marker patterns all over him
Glue some fairy wings to him – his is the wings signer after all
Hide his duel runner but pretend its still there, pretend to work on it ect, eventually get jack to "ride his duel runner"
Let him babysit for Martha, lock him inside and see how long it takes for him to crack
Play jaws music every time he goes somewhere
Order 5 barrels of hair gel for him (get him to pay of course) claiming it should get him through another few days or so
Get him a therapist claiming he has addictions to: coffee, hair gel, drugs, alcohol, stalking and many other mental health problems as well as denial
Tell him Goodwin was his father (was in the manga) and lazar was his mother
Tell everyone his "family roots"
Ask him for his bra size while shopping
Use a Australian accent and if he asks why then say why should he be the only one to use it
Ask him why does he have an Australian accent if he is from japan?
Spray tan him bright orange
Get him a green and white hat – look its urahara from bleach!
Keep calling him kiske urahara till he cracks and then keep going even more
Ask him where yuroichi is then get him a cat
Remind him that theres always work as a stripper – and you may as well have some appropriate clothing for this line of work for him too
Tell everyone that he works as a stripper
Say mate at the end of all your sentences
Challenge him to every game ever made and beat him every time (may require a little cheating too)
Step on his coat on purpose with dirty shoes – leaving shoe tracks all over
Cut up all his hats right before a party
Tell him carly is pregnant with his child in public
Tell him yusei is pregnant with his child in public
Volunteer him for a charity – any will annoy him really in some way
Get rid of all his hairspray claiming that it's bad for the environment
Make him ramen then ask yourself if you remembered to wash your hands after fixing your duel runner (example)
Mistake dirty puddle water for coffee
Chop the long bits of his hair off
Replce the A on all his stuff for B (as in Barbie)
Take his red dragon archfiend and duel runner then say its karma
Place bear traps all around his bed
Face paint his face to look like a clown then contact the nearest circus to pick him up
Put him in a coffin claiming that he's already one of the undead so should act like one
Put him on a dog lead and treat him like a dog all day
Put him into a fat suit while he's asleep and just video record the freak out
Get everyone to hug him whenever they see him (guys included)
Push him and yusei into a closet (yusei should be in on this one)and claim they are making out
Ask him in front of everyone if he hates Bruno for taking yusei away from him
Put flowers in his hair
Call him the daisy queen
Take away his eye liner
Use his coat shoulder spikes for a knife/ dart (darts could be used against him)
Have a sale on everything in his room
Ask him why is he wearing his Halloween costume so early
Narrate everything he does
Loudly ask him if he wants some more tampons while shopping
Sing cruella devil when he walks through a door
Bubble wrap all chairs/ tables/ furniture
Get everyone to switch characters with each other including jack but he wont know till he wakes up
Tell everyone he was fingering himself when he was alone in the old theatre
Speak nonsense to him
Sell hair to fan girls (doesn't have to be real) right outside the garage in his veiw
Claim that he's actually kaiba
Claim he's a alien (you can get a whole news crew)
Take absolutely ages in the bathroom then have someone else just get there and do the same; keep repeating-this can be done over a few days too
Call him little jacky jane
Edit over his movie to play him learning to be potty trained as a kid and get everyone to watch it for movie night
Everyone gets invited to a must go to (made up) party except jack
Give fan girls his email address
Don't let him have coffee but let everyone else drink it around him constantly
Some ways to annoy jack that are 100% true and have been tested from the age of 6 to present
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