Hi! I am working on the first chapter of that "Nameless" story, but I'm trying to figure out how it is going to end. Then, I'll be ready to put it up here!

This is just a taste of the entire story is going to be like. Each chapter or more will be arranged like an episode. Of course, it's my canon, so it's going to introduce some new characters.

I hope you enjoy it!

Don't own the turtles, they belong to Peter Laird. (curse you Peter!)


Out of all the people he could have been stuck in a box with... Why did it have to be her? He'd rather be stuck with Mikey. She was just so unbearable.

The first thing Mona did was put an invisible line between them, which he was not allowed to cross. Never mind the fact that took most of room in the godforsaken box, he had to cuddle in rather uncomfortable position. She was such a spoiled little rich girl, and probably was too. The only reason why he was even listening to her was simply because she could punch as hard as he can.

Now he was watching the mutant lizard struggle to reach an air vent on the ceiling. She had great agility, and was a rather high jumper, but no matter how high she jumped, her fingers didn't even graze the vent.

"Do you need help?" Raphael asked.

"For the last time no, I don't need your help!" Mona replied, right before she turned around and went back to the edge of the box.

Stubborn. When they got out of here, he needed to add stubborn to the list of things he didn't like about her.

Mona raced toward the vent for the 100th time. When she got close, she leaped into the air, and locked her fingers on the metal grates. She suspended about 10 feet into the air, the only thing keeping her up so high being the air vent she was fixated on.

"Huh, funny, I thought for the vent would break the minute you succeeded."

Mona glared at the mutant turtle. "Ha, ha. Very funny coming from someone as fat as you."

"I'm not fat, I'm buff."

"Whatever." She inspected the screws holding the grate in place. She smiled when she saw that one on the screws were so loose, she could easily remove it. She sacrificed one of her hands to reach for the rusty screw. After a few twists, the screw became undone and she was jolted down to six feet.

"Hah! I knew it!"

"Oh shut up! I removed a screw you idiot!" Mona threw at him, which he caught with ease.

"Can I cross the line now?" He asked in a tone that was meant to mock her.

She rolled her eyes. "Whatever dumbbell."

Raph ignored her comment. "How the shell am I supposed to get up?"

Mona pulled herself up and was relieved to see the tunnel lead to the right instead of going up. She pushed herself in and answered the reptile's question, "I'll help you up." She extended her out as far as she allowed it to. "You can jump high, right?"

"I'm a ninja, of course I can." He backed up this statement by getting up, running to Mona's hand and jumping rather high, grabbing her hand the first time. Mona pulled him up, grunting.

When he made it up, Mona couldn't help but comment. "Geez, sure you're not fat? You're really heavy, thought my arms were going to fall off." She rubbed her shoulders.

Raphael glared. "I'm. Not. Fat."

Mona turned away. "Whatever Meathead," She whispered. She pointed straight ahead. "I suggest that we head this way and keep on going, who knows, we may find our weapons." She started crawling her way deeper into the tunnel. She looked back. "Are you coming?"

Raphael shrugged and began crawling toward her. "Lead the way."

Mona nodded and once again started crawling, now with Raph following.

"By the way, if you touch my tail, I'll kill you with my bare hands."

"I won't!"

"And don't you dare stare at my butt!"

"Why would I?"

Raph could not wait for this mission to be over. After that, he would never have to speak to her again. Sure he would have to look at her, due to their living arrangement, but they didn't have to talk, didn't they?

That was Raph last thought before he was suddenly plummeted down into a big room. Before any of them couldn't even react, guns were pressed to their heads.

They had been caught.


The Mona Lisa in my story is much different from the actual Mona. Simply because 1987 Raphael and the current Raph acts very differently from each other.

My Mona absolutely loves messing with Raph, and usually helps Mikey pull pranks on him. When they first met, they didn't like each other at all. But as time goes by, they get closer and closer. Around the time this oneshot takes place, the two both have minor crushes on each other.

I figured this way would be better, so their relationship could grow instead of happening in two hours like on the show.

Plus, it's funny to see Raph worked up just because some girl called him butt-ugly. XD

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