AUTHOR'S NOTE: THAT'S IT! THAT'S ENOUGH OF THAT OL' CAJUN SPICE!

Neo shot himself!

"Oh my!" cried Neo's mom, "OH GAWD! NO! HE'S OKAY! HE'S OKAY! HE'S OKAY!"

"SHUT UP!" cried Neo's dad, "HE'S SLEEPING! HE'S JUST SLEEPING!" He picked up Neo's body and shook his head, which it fell off "HE'S JUST FUCKING SLEEPING!"

A magical hippie came into the room and lit Neo's body on fire.

"FUCK OFF!" he shouted, "I'M GONNA SMOKE ME SOME OF THIS NEO WEED SHEET!"

Neo's mom, fainted; Neo's dad, fainted; All the members in the Dead Poets Society, fainted; Robin Williams, joined in but later left to kill some animals.

In the end, everybody learned a lesson:

Blue and Yellow makes Green! YAAAAAY!