Epiphany TAG

Disclaimer - Nothing belongs to me. I'm simply out of my 'everlovin' mind.

Rating - K+

Summary - Just another something that popped in my crazy mind.

"What's the movie for tonight?" McKay climbed over the couch jostling John and Teyla.

"Sure, Rodney, make yourself at home," John snarked as Rodney grabbed a handful of popcorn. "We're watching 'Conan the Barbarian.' I figured Ronon ought to be introduced to his namesake."

Rodney turned a panicked look to Carson and Elizabeth. "You told him?" with a jerk of his head toward the big man sitting in a chair to one side.

"No, it was Doctor Col who told John. He's been laughing at it ever since," Carson teased.

"And," Rodney swallowed. "Has anyone told...," Rodney darted an anxious look over in Teyla's direction and whispered, "Teyla I compared her to Xena?"

"Rodney, I may not know who Xena is, but I do have excellent hearing." Teyla's tone had a thread of steel in it and a note of humor.

"'S'okay, McKay. I'm curious now." And Ronon was. Not that he'd let McKay off the hook for anything anytime soon.

Finally, everyone was settled with their popcorn and watched the movie. Ronon watched it with some curiosity. He could see - to some extent - why Rodney had compared him with the man on the screen. Neither he nor the man felt the need to speak and both were warriors.

But really, he didn't see any other similarity. His taskmaster would have flogged him if he'd displayed such poor technique and slowness. The character was careless with his security and honor.

The movie finally ended and Ronon became aware of his teammates talking - and had presumably been talking during the movie.

"So, Big Man," Carson asked. "What do you think of your namesake?"

"It's not a bad movie. But I could do a better job."

A/N - So you all know Jason went on to play Conan after SGA. Personally, I think it was a better movie than the original. Plus, Jason can act. Plus, Jason is sooo much better looking than Arnold. Sorry all you purists out there. Reviews are like coffee ice cream - sweet and keeps you going!