Well folks, here is my new story! I promise, it will be ten times better than all the crappy ones that were previously…written by me.
I keep my promises don't worry, I can't break a Christmas promise!
As I am writing this, there are two days until Christmas, I'm so excited!
Anyway. This should be better because I've actually at least seen Shippuden this time.
Summary: What if… Tobi had a sister? This is the story of Rai and Gin. One, a lively, hyperactive, cunning sister of one 'Tobi' of the Akatsuki. The other, not so much. They meet in unfortunate circumstances but they both live and become part of the Akatsuki's present order. Chaos ensues, pies fly and the Akatsuki gets a slap in the face. DeidaraxOC TobixOC Rated because I felt like it. XD
Disclaimer: Wayway/Bec/Tang owns nothing. Not even the clothes she's wearing. Let alone the Akatsuki... Oh, she DOES own Rai and Gin though. WOO! I own something. And ditto for the rest of the story!
Dedicated to: MajSanWorld (I don't think I spelt that right), Izzy and Glenna. You inspired it. Rai reminds me of Izzy and Gin reminds me of Glenna. MajSan, you just inspired an akatsuki story, feel proud! XD
OnWARDS!
Rai. Rai & Tobi. It had always been that way. Well, once it was Tobi and Rai but you get my point.
They understood each other. Well they should, they were related. Very closely. Sibling close, in fact. Sometimes, though, they were too close. Too close for people to get in and get to know them, but who wants to know murderers and criminals anyway, right? Until one day...
This is starting to sound very nostalgic isn't it?
But it did all change in just one day. One winters day, in December to be precise. December the 25th. Christmas day.
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"Rai-chan?" Our orange-masked friend shouted over the sound of rubble falling around them.
Rai looked over at her brother.
"Who's that?" He pointed over her shoulder at two figures lurking in the distance. Hiding behind trees, were two men dressed in black cloaks adorned with clouds, red ones.
Now we all know where they're from now, don't we?
As we know them, Sasori and Deidara but as our little siblings knew them, enemies that needed to be eliminated. So they set off to do that very thing.
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Deidara balanced on a tree branch, watching the destruction of the village they had been assigned to destroy. Yet, it wasn't him doing the destroying. Which annoyed him slightly. No big bangs, no artistic merit at all. He tutted under his breath and tryed to devise a highly intelligent plan of action.
"Sasori no Danna...what shall we do, un?" He enquired after much thought.
"They have power... we should take them to leader-sama, they could prove to be useful. But first they must prove their worth." And with that the two Akatsuki members leapt off towards our seemingly unsuspecting victims.
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*Many a fight later...
The two siblings lay unconscious at the feet of their victors.
"Now what, un?" Deidara referred to the two hooded figures laying at their feet.
"They put up quite a fight... we shall take them to leader-sama." And they were off.
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At the Akatsuki hideout...
"...so they can stay but... inevitable curcumstances... prove to be useful... just a girl... not a member..." Rai lay there, wondering where the hell she was and who the hell was talking.
And what the hell they were talking about, for that matter.
She didn't dare open her eyes, but she peeked out to see if her brother was there.
He was there, laying on the bed next to her, snoring, in all his orange-masked glory. She wondered silently which name he decided to alias himself with this time, or even if he got the chance. Hell, she had only just woken up so he can't have been far behind.
She tried to roll over to get a better view of her surroundings, she found that she couldn't, she was strapped to her bed, she struggled some more and made a lot of noise, which, fantastically made her 3 captors aware of her conciousness. She opened her eyes and glared down the one who was visually inspecting her. Wait, she hadn't...
She writhed around and noticed that her cloak was gone, she was now visibly a girl, for the whole world to see. Rai sighed, this could only complicate things for her and her brother.
The man who was speaking walked over to her and unstrapped her from the bed. Rai sat up and checked her surroundings, no chance of escape...not even a window. She stood staight and relaxed a bit. She couldn't leave without her brother anyway. She glanced at his still form and realised that he was awake, signaling something to her. A name.
Tobi.
So that was her brother now. Tobi.
The man in front of her held a kunai to her throat and spoke like he knew her very well, all too well for her liking. Redish orange hair. Piercings, all up his face. She liked piercings, don't get me wrong, but wouldn't they get a bit uncomfortable in battle, I mean, you can only take so much metal in your face at a time...
"Girl, what is your name?"
She paused, this man didn't need to know so she didn't dignify his question with an answer.
"I said, girl what is your name?!" He said more loudly than before, digging the kunai into her throat.
Rai rolled her eyes at the man.
He slashed an X on her right arm and brought the kunai up to her throat again before she could roll her eyes again. She winced as the blood dripped onto her pants. Now she had bloody pants.
"Name!" He barked at her. Obviously getting impatient.
"I don't believe that you need to know that." Rai said defiantly.
"Well I believe I do." He slashed another X into her right arm.
She raised her eyebrows at his melodramatic nature and spoke.
"Rai."
"Just Rai?" He asked.
"Yes."
"Where are you from?"
"I don't know."
"I see. Who is your companion?"
Rai was silent.
"Girl, I command you to answer my question!"
She sighed. "A boy."
He scowled. He was getting frustrated, Rai was pleased.
"My travelling companion." She said, again avoiding what he wanted to know.
"What is his name?"
"Ask him yourself." She said glancing over at her now awake companion, standing with a kunai to her inquisitor's throat.
"I wouldn't do that." He said calmly.
Tobi replied, equally as calmly.
"And why not?" In a very childish way.
"Because I am leader of this organisation, too many people will come too destroy you for you to count." He smirked.
I could tell Tobi smirked, the way he said what he said next.
"I can't count." And with that he slashed the man's throat. And he disappeared in a poof of smoke. A clone.
"Drat." Tobi said.
Rai had forgotten about the other two people in the room.
One blonde and one red haired. Two men. Both wearing the same cloak.
Rai recognised that cloak now that she was closer.
Akatsuki.
Dammit, she had picked a fight with the leader of the most potent criminal organisation of their time.
"So, we die now right?" Rai said to the red haired one.
"No. Not yet. Leader-sama has something special in mind for you two." And speak of the devil, he just popped right up in front of her face, causing her to jump back a metre or so.
"So, I take it you know who we are?" It was more of a statement than a question. He didn't let her answer, anyway.
"Well, these two saw you before. Destroying that village. Completely down. With two people, one being a girl. We need more recruits, they keep on dieing. Obviously you cannot become a member when we have no idea of your full potential yet and you are a female. You could be posers in need of life rather than death or you could prove to be the most amazing thing this organisation has ever seen. Either way, you're staying with us. You pass, you get to become a member. You fail, and... well, you don't fail." And with those lovely little words of comfort, he left in a poof.
"Well then, now what?" She asked rudely to the blonde one.
"We show you to your... 'rooms'." And Deidara picked her up and slung her oevr his shoulder and Sasori did likewise with Tobi.
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"This is ridiculous." Rai said as she sat in her 'cell'. It was more of a hole in the wall, with bars.
"What's so ridiculous about it, my dear Rai, un?" Deidara asked.
"First of all; I am NOT your 'dear Rai', and second; what is ridiculous is that I'm stuck in a cage being checked by some perverted man-lady whilst my brother is off somewhere else without me." She huffed. She knew the strength of the Akatsuki was too great for her and her brother to overcome and escape, so she figured she had nothing to lose by being a grumpy young girl.
Deidara looked hurt by being called a perverted man-lady but he couldn't resist making a joke at her expense.
"I would watch your tongue if I were you, I might just have to bite it off, un." He winked at her. "And besides, is it such a crime to stare at such artistic beauty, un?" He raised his eyebrows.
Rai rolled her eys and glared at him.
"The name's Deidara, but you can call me Deidei-kun." He winked at her again.
"The name's Rai, you can call me a cab." She rolled over from her position on the ground to stare at the wall instead of having to endure his face any longer.
"You're as funny as you are gorgeous, un." He said. Rai looked up to see his face staring right at her. She jumped and scrambled away.
"What the!? How the hell did you get in here?"
"Scared you? I'm so sorry, un." He sat down opposite her. "I am more talented than you probably realise, un. But the Akatsuki only takes the best."
"So, if I get granted membership (A/N: sounds like joining a gym) then you would consider me 'the best'?" She asked. She had to have outsmarted him, he didn't seem all that intelligent, his humour victims probably never had the chance to retaliate before.
"Oh, it depends at what I consider you 'the best' at, un." He gave her a smexy grin.
"Oh, whatever." She curled up into a ball and tried to go to sleep to pass the time.
The last thing she remembered thinking was, Holy Buddha, he has sexy hair...
*Okay, tang is feeling really tired and battle scenes require a lot of brain concentration for her. So sorry to disappoint.
Ok, this was my intro, I didn't want to skip, like two years so I did this. The exciting/funny parts will come in later. For now, enjoy!
3 Tang
PS if you liked it, review! If you didn't, tell me why! Please! I'm a very oblivious person...
