Libitina Rules

Disclaimer

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Wheelie:

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Oh yeah I don't own anything exept my many oc's.

1. No contact lenses unless you honest to god need them.

The bots thinks it's gross if you do them in public.

Especially if they're colored

those tend to scare more if everyone thinks you eyes are a different color

2. Video games do not take place of weapon practice

(Even thought everyone wishes they did)

(we all still have to deal with old Iornhide)

(Wheeljacks still attempts to make a device that counts)

(hopefully that will happen soon)(most of nest)

3. The hunger games dodgeball is only aloud once a month and only 24 humans, holoforms, and techno-organics can play

The rules are simple your name is put in the fishbowl, one for every year you've been hear. Someone draws 12 names from the female bowl and 12 from the male. No volunteers are allowed. You get no time to prepare. You stand on a square of pre taped duck tape. When the horn sounds you run to the center were all the "dodge balls" are and beat the slag out of everyone. Once your hit your out and you can go ware ever you want on base. An announcement plays when you 'die' and usually the persons in the med bay for the next two days to 5 weeks. Victor doesn't need to show up for Galloway's rants for a month.

Ps did i mention by dodge balls we mean whatever seams soft around base.

4. No Facebook around base

At first only us humans had them,

then it slowly spread to the bot's

and at last the cons.

Now besides the REAL HONEST TO PRIMUS WAR there's a Facebook war as well.

5. No other language emails.

Yes there fun to send

No there not to receive

So no other languages

Exempt for Galloway

Send them to him whenever possible

6. If someone's duck taped to the ceiling don't help them

Please for the love of Primus don't

Their up their for a reason

7. The following shows are not allowed to be watched around the following bots

Jackass- any set of twins or any minibot

How it's made- Wheeljack

Lost tapes- red alert

Ancient aliens-red alert

Myth busters-Wheeljack

Most cartoons-Wheeljack

Barney-um everyone

Elmo-everyone

I survived- ratchet

8. Dont even try to sneak junk food into base

Bella will find you and confiscate it

I sear that girl's not normal she even found MY stash in the vents.

At least Ratchet isn't that into it.

9. Bryn is Not aloud to give anyone a permeate tattoo

Yes she could, no you can't Ratchet whould be Po'ed

10. Saints row is banned along with the following

Call of duty- no one showed up to weapons practice until someone (Iornhide) blew up the tv

Modern warfare- same issue as the first thing

Nazi zombies- Some bot's glitched

Grand theft auto- the bots don't think it's a good role model