Note: Post-series. Taking a little break from all the Zuko torture.
Child Proof
"Let's have a baby."
"…No."
"Tooopphh."
"If you think that whining is going to convince me that you're mature enough for a baby, you are sadly mistaken."
"Fine. Baby-hater."
"Whatever. You're just doing this to get more action in bed."
"I…what…I-I'm insulted! What kind of man do you take me for?"
"No baby, Snoozles."
"What about a pet?"
"You have Zuko."
"Zuko doesn't bring me my slippers in the morning."
"You don't have slippers."
"Exactly."
"I'm going to bed."
"Okay, but just…think about the baby thing, all right?"
Sigh. "I'll think about it, okay? Will that shut you up?"
"Yep."
