"Sebastian!"

"Yes, young master?

"I'm going to bed. Would you read me a bedtime story?"

"Of course. Okay, this one is called the big fat brat."

"Once upon a time, there was a big fat brat named Ciel. And then he met a demon, and Ciel was so lazy he ordered the demon to do his chores for the big brats soul. The end."

"Oh, what a beautiful story."

"Yes, I know."