Disclaimer: I do not own Love Live! School Idol Project.

This is my first multi-chap fic. YAY! And this whole story has already been planned out so I can't accept any suggestions. Also this fic is just basically everything I've read before.

The pairings in this fic will be NicoMaki, NozoEli, RinPana and HonoKotoUmi. Honoka is with Kotori and Umi because she would be alone otherwise (she's the main character damn it).


Honoka ran, until her lungs burned and her legs felt like falling off. She looked behind her, seeing her pursuer in the same state as her, if not worse. Grinning, she turned a corner, took a deep breath, and forced all her remaining energy into her flesh. Instantly, roots grew from her legs, her skin turned a dark brown, her height increased and her brown hair turned into leaves.

The man chasing her appeared around the corner, and slowed down in surprise. His face showed confusion and anger, as he looked behind Honoka. She almost shouted in pain when he kicked her, cursing. 'Ouch.' Honoka thought, glaring at the man.

"That girl, stealing my bread and running off, young people nowadays are really rude." He muttered.

'Not as rude as you, kicking an innocent tree.' Honoka though angrily.

The man grumbled something incoherent before walking away, probably returning to his bakery.

Honoka waited a few minutes before shifting back into her original form. "Damn, that kick left a pretty big bruise on my shin," She said to herself. Pulling out the piece of bread from her small leather bag, she chewed on it slowly. 'This bread's not even tasty, it's hard and it tastes like bones. But I guess I have no choice but to eat it.'

Sighing, she looked at the wall beside her. 'I could leave if I wanted to. This wall isn't even that high.' She swallowed the rest of the bread, and observed the wall. 'But I can't leave, not until I fulfil Yukiho's wish.'

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"Yukiho!"

Honoka woke up in horror, her heart beating wildly and her eyes wet. She pressed down on her forehead, forcing herself to calm down. She sat up, and cleaned her face with a piece of cloth.

Rolling her stiff shoulders, Honoka observed her surroundings. She was in a fancy room, with fancy furniture, fancy paintings and a large, fancy bed. Bed. Oh! She was on a bed. After years of sleeping on cobblestone paths and dirty rooftops, she had become used to hard surfaces, and sleeping in a soft – SO SOFT! – bed must have stiffened her whole body. 'Usually, it's the other way around, but whatever, I'm not sure.'

All of a sudden, the door on the other side of the room opened, and Honoka jumped in surprise. A red haired woman with bright amethyst eyes walked in, and upon seeing Honoka awake, smiled.

"You're awake," She stated.

Honoka nodded.

"Good, you've been asleep for a few days, and I was afraid you wouldn't wake up."

'Oh, that must be the real reason why my back hurts like shit.'

"There are some clean clothes in the walk-in closet, make sure you change," the woman said. "If you get hungry, pull that rope there," she gestured to a rope hanging from the ceiling with a bell beside it, "a servant will escort you to the dining room, and you can eat anything on the table."

The redhead then said, "if you need me, just ring the bell beside the rope, and I will come straight away." She then turned to leave the room, but was stopped by Honoka.

"Wait," She called out, "what's your name?"

"...Maki. Nishikino Maki."

"What am I doing here?"

"I'm sorry, I can't answer that question."

Before Honoka could open her mouth to ask another question, Maki had left.


Next time on Shapeshifters are Troublesome: Honoka meets Nico! Nico and Maki flirt and Honoka is hungry!

AN: This is seriously one of the dumbest ideas I've ever had. I mean, who the f*ck tries to insert Humor into a fic like this?

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