Disclaimer: I don't own LOST.
A/N: Okay, so I know this sounds pretty weird, so just let me know if this was a stupid idea and I won't continue. The main characters will be the workers, and then the customers will be some of the dead characters and just some of the other characters like Danielle will be a customer as well. More characters will come later.
Ben sighed as he picked up the phone and pressed the code to speak into the intercom. "Clean up on aisle nine." He put the phone back and tried to smile at the customer, who looked down in embarrassment. The customer had spilt a bottle of water all over the soda aisle.
"I'm so sorry." The customer apologized.
"It's okay. We'll get someone to clean it up."
"Aw jeez. It's a mess!" Sawyer complained as he arrived with the mop.
"Sorry." Ben shrugged at him, and tried to hide a smile. He'd always hated the guy, and loved to make him do stuff like this.
"I'm really sorry." The customer apologized.
"Well you should be.' Sawyer began mopping, and the customer quickly left.
"This color is good for your complexion." Shannon commented as she handed the foundation to the customer.
"You think?" Nikki asked.
"Yeah."
"No, I don't like it." Nikki shook her head. "You know, these products are really cheap."
"Yes they are."
Nikki looked at Shannon in surprise.
"You know," Shannon lowered her voice and looked around. "On the side I sell Mary Kay. You want to set up a appointment?"
"No thank you. I'm with Avon."
"How dare you!" Shannon turned around and walked away, stomping her feet as she went.
"Now Shannon," Sayid grinned and pulled her into the office supplies aisle as she walked by. "That's no way to treat a customer."
"Sayid." Shannon giggled and gave him a kiss. "Shouldn't you be working?"
"No one ever buys guns from a supermarket." Sayid said, and kissed her back.
"Get a room!" Sawyer shouted as he walked by, dragging the mop with him.
Kate walked down the furniture aisle, again. She was bored. No one hardly ever went to her section, and when they did, it seemed like they never needed her help.
Kate got an idea, and walked over to a phone that was attached to one of the ends of the aisle. She dialed the code for the intercom, and picked up the phone. "Clean up on aisle twelve." She grinned and in a matter of seconds, Sawyer appeared, without a mop.
"I heard that someone made a mess over here?"
"Oh someone made a mess all right." Kate pulled her to him, and started making out with him.
"Now what have I told you? No sex on the job." Ben suddenly appeared, and separated the two.
"Hey that was only once!" Sawyer glared at him. He really hated Ben.
"Twice. Shannon. Remember?"
"You had sex with Shannon?" Kate yelled at Sawyer.
"The pet aisle." Sawyer shrugged. "Apparently dog food turns her on. Walt wasn't too happy."
"Walt's sixteen! You're disgusting!" Kate turned and went to the next aisle, which was still in her section.
"Thanks a lot, Ben." Sawyer glared at Ben again, before walking away.
"I think I got a paper cut from the cash or something." Juliet sucked on her finger.
"Well let me look at it." Jack grinned and took her hand in his. "You know, you can't keep doing this Juliet. Ben will get suspicious."
"No, he's too busy making Sawyer miserable."
"Clean up on aisle twelve."
Jack looked up, hearing the intercom. "Kate's bored again."
"She's always bored, but why are we talking about Kate? My finger hurts."
Jack leaned over the counter. He worked at the pharmacy, while Juliet was a cashier.
"Listen, I'll come buy something later, when my shifts over." Jack whispered to her, and then gave her a kiss on the cheek.
"All right. See you then." Juliet turned and went back to the cash registers.
"Kate needs a clean up on aisle twelve." Juliet said to Sawyer, who was walking past her.
"I heard." Sawyer grinned at her, and Juliet rolled her eyes.
A/N: So, was that bad? I won't continue if you think it's bad.
