Hello people I'm back.

Don't know how many chapters will be there, I've planned this out till the Summer trip right now.

And No, there is no set pairing here. (No matter what the chapter content is)

This was inspired: Let's just get this over with by foreverHenry919.


"So Hikigaya...Why do you have to keep writing this kind of crappy essays?" Hiratsuka Shizuka asked Hikigaya Hachiman who was standing there in front of him cleaning his ears...bored shitless.

"Cause it's my character?" He answered without looking at her.

"No, you're supposed to say 'Looking back on High School..." Hiratsuka started in a matter of factly tone, complete with the finger waving. Then suddenly she stopped as if recounting a fact and then turned to him. "Hold on a tad, Why the hell am I speaking your dialogs?" She said getting angry.

At this Hikigaya takes two steps back and replied "Cause I was too tired to say that"

"Get back here you dipstick!" she shouted angrily and kicked the floor indicating the space next to her desk.

"Come on, You throw a punch me at me at this stage. I'm not taking any chances you old hag...Oops" He said while taking another step back. Sighing, Hiratsuka takes out a cigarette and lit it. Then after taking a drag out of it she puts it next to the ash-tray and then gets up cracking her knuckles.

The following scene is somewhat violent, and I need to stick to the ratings limitations on this story. Thus I will describe the scene with sound alone.

Pachi, gucha, dosun, gan, ban, goh, dosu, gucha...boki, something like that.

And of course, Hikigaya was screaming all this while.

"Stop! Wait, stop! Stoooooop! Ahhhh it hurts! Guheee! Abbah! Gwaaaaargh! No, don't break my finger, please let me g- aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh!"


[10 minutes Later]

"We're here" Hiratsuka said while stopping outside a door in the special building of Sobu High. She was followed by Hikigaya who was...dragging his broken frame after her.

"What's this place?" He asked while massaging his head. Hiratsuka turned back at him.

"Your whole world will change now" She said before grabbing the door handle and was about to slide the door when she stopped. Then she stopped and knocked on the door four times.

After just a few seconds the door automatically opened revealing a startled and shocked girl.

"You...actually...knocked?" She asked gobsmacked and stared at sensei with wide eyes.

"Yo, you're the one who insists on me knocking" Sensei said, then after checking her watch she suddenly exclaimed "Oh shit, you messed up looks like we gotta do it again" Sighing the girl closed the door.

After 15 seconds Hiratsuka barged in, this time without knocking.

"Yo, Yukino-chan what's up?"

"Kno-"

"You can't say that, I did know but you ruined the script."

"Why is Hikigaya Hachiman here?" She asked looking at him.

"You know me?" Hikigaya asked.

"I've spent 2 seasons and 11 volumes with you, of-course I know who you are." Yukino simply sighs at his stupidity.

"You're not supposed to know me right now, have you forgotten the script?"

Yukino recoils and with a sudden remembrance covers her face with her hands.

"Oh dear, I messed up...what should I do?"

Hikigaya sighs and moves near her and pats her head.

"OK, everyone has made too many mistakes. How about we call this a day, I hear there's a new Pan-san movie released today." At this Yukino looks up at his face.

"Hachiman..."

"Hey wait a minute, just what am I supposed to do?" Hiratsuka said while waving her hands above her head.

"Hey just what does the author mean by that?"

[AUTHOR ALERT ALL UNITS MOVE ON TO THE NEXT SCENE]

At the sudden voice, everyone freezes for a second before swinging into action. Hachiman rushes to the back and pulls out a chair while Hiratsuka shuffled out of the room.

A few moments later all is set for the next stage.

"So...what club is this?" Hikigaya asks Yukino who sets a bookmark on the page she was reading before she turned to him.

"I had hoped that you had the knowledge to predict what this club did however since you couldn't predict it up till now, it's no use asking you to guess it." She said while standing up.

"You didn't even give me a chan-"

"Quiet you!" She said sternly and Hikigaya sat straight facing her.

"This is the Service Club, where we help people with their problems."

"We do not give a man a fish but rather teach him how to fish, that is the Service Club's Motto." I didn't ask for that, thought Hikigaya.

"Welcome to the Service Club, I'll solve your problem." She finished with the wind blowing in the middle of the room making the scene even more dramatic.

"Hold on, wasn't the dialog longer." Hikigaya asked standing up from the seat.

"It was but I believed that your Hiki-brain was too undeveloped to understand and comprehend my words, thus I chose to simplify it."

"Can you stop insulting m just this once, I'm tired of hearing your insults for two seasons and 11 volumes and 500 fanfictions." Hikigaya asked annoyed at that.

The breeze that was blowing suddenly swept through the room faster and blowed at Yukino's hair. Yukino smoothed a hand over her hair.

Hikigaya saw her movement in slow motion for some reason and heard the classic strains of an old romantic melody. He moved her hand away from her hair. Yukino looked at him with a look that was a mixture of anticipation and shock.

"No, let me do that." He said breathlessly, a wicked smile on his face, his eyes dark with desire. He moved a loose strand of her Raven black hair back behind her ears. Her eyes fluttered close as his fingers brushed her cheek and...Hiratsuka interrupted them.

"Hey, all the mushy stuff comes later." She said as she shuffled into the room.

"HEY, DID THE AUTHOR JUST WRITE THAT I SHUFFLED INTO THE ROOM!? SHUFFLED!? WHO THE HELL DOES HE THINK HE IS!?"

"Alright let's all stay calm," Hikigaya said to the enraged Sensei. "Take a deep breath, take in, now release." After a minute of calm breathing with no-one quite sure if it was necessary.

"Are you sure we have to do this?" Hiratsuka asked Hikigaya.

"I think so...I don't remember this scene in anyone else's story."

"Ok, let's start again."

"Yukinoshita you're having trouble changing him?"

"He doesn't know that he has a problem."

"I don't need to change."

"You won't fit in with society."

"Who wants to be part of the Jigsaw when I can stay as an extra?"

"I'll change you."

"I do not fall in to peer pressure."

"Wanna bet?"

"Accepted." "Accepted."

Then they all stood in silence contemplating on what to else to say. Hiratsuka finally broke the awkward silence.

"I think we're done..." Hiratsuka said then looked at her watch. "Oh shoot, I had a date. Yukinoshita give me the key tomorrow." She said before rushing out of the door...leaving thr two behind.

"So," Yukino said and moved closer.

"So," Hikigaya said while moving closer.

"Movies?" She asked to which she smiled.

"Movies it is." She said before packing her bag and locking the door.

"The poor schnooks reading this story, probably expected us to kiss, pet, make-out or something." Yukino said as they picked up his Cycle near the stands.

Hikigaya laughed as she got on the back of the Cycle "Or something perverted happens and we end up making love in the Sevice club on the Table."

They both were uncomfortably silent for a moment before they burst into loud laughter.

"Fat chance of that" Yukino guffawed.

"Oh absolutely," Hikigaya bellowed before he started peddling and Yukino held on to him.

They both laughed hysterically as they commuted their way to the Theatre to see, "Pan-San and the Devil", a highly acclaimed animation film they'd heard.


Wow, I actually did it!

Well thi was to balance out my sanity...reason will be out soon.

Can't believe this came out.

Well as I've said, No set Pairing in this story.

See you in my other stories.

Good Onya mates!