Hey guys. If any of you don't know this but My story is about the Jeremy Kyle show. If any of you don't know what it is, it's a chat show where people go on when they have family problems or friend problems are just any problems at all. You see if they where not shadowhunters I feel that they would be on Jeremy Kyle show. So I set it like they where shadowhunters but they are on the show. So sit back and enjoy.


Chapter One
All the stories s are true

"Hello, Welcome to the Magnus Bane show, I am your host Magnus Bane. The high warlock of brooklyn." The sparkly warlocks shouts to the crowd as they start wooing and cheering and clapping. Magnus is the most sparkly downworlder in the whole of the downworlders. He wears Pink sequin hat and Trousers with Yellow glitter around the hem, a rainbow glittery tie-dye top and as for his hair it's rainbow coloured and very glitter just like his make-up and nail colour.

"Today's story is about: A mundane who finds out she is a shadowhunter and falls in love with her brother.. But that's not all...her mother has been took by her psychotic father... her best friend loves her and two others girls. We have multiple family's on today's show" Magnus has a way in his manor and voice that makes the audience silent and enticed . As he says this the whole audience goes quiet. We all know the story about Clary and Jace but we thought it was fictional just like Dumbledore or Gandalf.

But all the stories are true.


Sorry, That chapter was so short but it was just the opening and I was wondering if you want you can review this. If you like it tell me. If not please tell me? Next chapter will be longer. I swear on the angel