Autor's note- My other Wolf's Rain fanfic isn't working out as good as I thought it would be. I thought I would write some humor for a little bit. If you want me to write more please say so in your review. I don't own Wolf's Rain.

Useless Things You Do When You're Bored

Chapter one-

"I went to the vet today. They said I have rabies," Kiba said.

"Yah rabies," Tsume said with a gun in his hand. He shot Kiba in the head. Kiba didn't get wounded and keeps walking. Toboe walked over to Hige.

"Whoah Runt, you smell. It's bad for my sensitive nose," Hige said.

"I just rolled in some dog shit. Then I walked in the back of the fish market and I bathed in dead fish to get the smell of shit off my fur."

"I think someone needs a bath," Hige said to Toboe.

"NOT A BATH.NOOOOOOO!" Toboe jumps out the nearest window screaming no.

"Porky, do you know hotdogs are made out of dogs' tails?" Tsume asked.

"They are? Oh my god! Ah, oh well. Dog tails taste delicous," Hige said nonchalantly.

"Hot dogs taste bad," Kiba said.

Toboe(in his wolf form) came back from the pet groomer. He smelled like orange scented shampoo and his fur was shiny. He had a pink ribbon tied to her head.

"Awl, look at the cute little fluffy doggy with the pink ribbon," Tsume said.

"I got a new owner. She's alot hotter than that old hag who used to own me before I killed her."

The twenty year old came in and the wolves jaws dropped. She was wearing a tight mini skirt and a low-cut black tanktop. Her blonde curly hair gleemed in the sunlight.

"Come here little puppy. You're such a cute doggy. Yes you are," the girl said.

"I wish I was your pet," Kiba said to the girl.

The girl(of course didn't know he was a wolf) bitch slapped him across the face and walked away.

"Find a new owner you dumb mutt!" the girl yelled to Toboe.

"Kiba, why did you do that?" Toboe asked.

"Well that's a dumb question," Kiba said.

Toboe jumped at Kiba and bit him. Kiba jumped at Toboe and they started fighting. Tsume kicked both of them and they stopped.

"I'm hungry. Can we get food?" Hige said.

"Here you can eat Toboe. He's useless to us anyway," Tsume said.

"Why is everyone picking on me today? waaahhh" Toboe said. He jumped out the window screaming "Screw you guys, I'm going home if I had one."

Blue came over to Hige and they start kissing.

"Why don't you two get a room?" Kiba said.The two stopped and Blue vanished.

"I'm bored. What do you wanna do now?" Hige asked Kiba.

"Search for Paradise," Kiba said in a serious voice.

"Here we go again with that "Paradise is real" theory. You know that's a bunch of crap. We are just hanging out together. Even though I hate all of you except Toboe. Toboe is my "special friend". I'm like Michael Jackson, I like little boys," Tsume said.(all the Tsume lovers are going to hate me now)

"We already knew that. I found your diary," Hige said.

"You bitch, why did you do that?" Tsume asked.

"Becuase I was bored of course. There's nothing to do in this place."

"Do you hear that?"Kiba asked.

A sound of little girls were coming outside.

"Lets play hide'n go seek," the one little girl said. They were all around five years of age.They were all alone.

"Let's scare the pants off them," Tsume said. They all turned into wolves and chased the girls all around. Some of the girls wet their pants. Toboe ran out of no where and charged at the little girls. He has blood all over his face because he took his anger out on a rabbit earlier. He snarled and growled viciously. He wanted them to be so afriad of him they would have a heart attack.

"Look at the cute puppy!" The one girl said.

"PUPPY,PUPPY,PUPPY!" They all yelled excitedly. They all ran towards him with big happy smiles on their faces. They jumped on top of him and huggeed him. They were laughing and saying things like "What a cute puppy," "I wanna play with her", and "Let's call her Snuggles."

""Snuggles" was getting mad now. She I mean he got up from under them and bit all five of the girls.

"Look, she's licking me," the one said.

"Let's get out of here!" Toboe said. All four wolves ran away from the girls.

"That was scarier than that time Tsume put on a dress," Hige said.

Tsume made an angry face, and then an evil smile. He punched Hige in the face and Hige now has a black and blue eye.

"So, what do you wanna do now?" Toboe asked.

"Let's do useless things we do when we're bored," Kiba said.

"That's what we've been doing this whole time. That's why Cozziefan wrote this," Hige said with his eye magically better.
"I hate when she controls what we do." Toboe said.

"Let's go beat the shit out of her. Then we can steal her money and some of her possessions and sell them on ebay," Tsume said.

"Then we can eat her for dinner," Hige said.

"Noo! I already went potty. You don't have to beat the shit out of me. I'll erase you all and you won't be in this story. It will just be about me. muaahahahahah," Cozziefan said.

"Never mind, Let's go do more useless shit that is funny, but no one cares about," Kiba said.

A.N- How'd you like it so far? pretty funny stuff huh? Please Read and reveiw. Thanks

If you like it and you want me to keep writing this fic please say so in your review. If you want to read my other w.r. story please do. I won't write the ch.2 for that story enless I get some good reviews. Thanks again