Emmett's Birthday

EmPOV

I am SO happy! Today is my birthday! Sort of. Today is the day I was like made into a vampire like, I don't know how many years ago. I am SO ready to open my PRESENTS!!! PRESENTS, PRESENTS, PRESENTS! I wonder what Eddie-boy got me! Ooh, is it PRETTY?

From over in the corner, I saw Edward glare at me. "Keep the noise down," he muttered too low for any human to hear. WELL OKAY! I screamed in my thoughts. Edward covered his ears and left the room.

Just as he did, the door swung open. IT WAS BELLA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! She had this HUGE bag with what looked like PRESENTS!! PRESENTS, PRESENTS, PRESENTS . . . . PRESENTS!!!!! I wonder what she got me!

Once everybody (or to be specific, everyvampire) was here, we sat around our table (just our vampire prop) for me to open my PRESENTS!!! OOOOOOOH! WHAT'S IN THIS BAG?????????????

"OMG!!!!" I squealed like I was five and meeting HANNAH MONTANA (which I wanna! SHE IS LIKE SOOOOO AWESOME!) "You got me (gasp) THE NEW (gasp) BEYONCE CD?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!" And it was from Bella too!

As I went through the PRESENTS, I squealed with happiness or with pure disgust. Carlisle bought me a stethoscope and vaccination kit (which I don't know what that means. Those are BIG words), Rosalie bought me some workout show, and Jasper didn't get me anything so I got mad, but then, suddenly, I felt happy again. Esme bought me a gift card for the BESTEST store in the world and Edward got me tickets to see a wrestling match (which was not the awesome VAMPIRE style), Alice bought me stocks and bonds and Rosalie bought me an older DESTINY'S CHILD CD!!!!!!!!!

This was my bestest birthday or vampireday EVER!!!!!

*people who read this, this is my first story and I STINK at writing*