Duo had read The Divine Comedy and Paradise Lost. He had looked at religious frescoes with demons and brimstone spitting-fissures. But all the studies and poetic epochs couldn't prepare him for the true horrors of Hell.

"Oh my gawd, just look at him. He's soo hott!"

Duo knew he shouldn't be complaining. They'd persuaded the Representative from L-3's daughter into staying at the hotel rather than fording into L-2's club scene. At least in the hotel the threats of rape, drugs, or violence were minimized. Torture, on the other hand, was something not foreign to these dignitaries' daughters. "This must have been what it was like for Relena growing up," Duo thought has he checked the windows again. "It must have been nice, for her."

"Oh gawd, Ken is so hott when he's angsting. Angst Ken, angst!"

They squealed in tandem this time, Duo was starting to feel a little like Quasimodo. Perhaps by the end of the night, the high-pitched noises would drive his eardrums to self-destruct. It would be less painful than hearing four teenage girls scream simultaneously. He looked at the screen as he moved across the room to his partner. The dark haired boy, that reminded him of Heero, was standing and staring off into the sunset in some sort of boy band video pose.

Maybe he wouldn't go deaf by the end of the night. Maybe his brains would liquefy from the brainless plotting and drain out his sinuses.

"This show really sucks," he whispered to his partner.

"I'm actually enjoying it," Zechs answered without even looking at Duo. He stared at the blond for a moment, before shaking his head. With a sigh, he turned and paced back to the window.

This was going to be a long night.

Notes:

Look I can write something short. I just have to put my mind into it.

I get terribly annoyed with the flagrant misspellings of god (gawd), hot (hott), and cool (kewl.) This really gets to me because it looks and sounds so sophomoric. Anytime I read these words, even in a really well written piece, it makes me assume that the writer is less intelligent then they are. This really isn't a fair assumption, but it's what happens. That why I used it here, in dialogue.

So may of my teachers tell me not to write in colloquialisms or dialect, but I really like the contrast between the how the teenagers sound and Duo's inner monologue.

There are a few interesting inside jokes in this piece, and if you get them you'll laugh your ass off. All of this deals with the series Weiss Krus. For those that don't know WK the premise is pretty stupid: four guy who are florists by day and crime fighters by night. (For WK fans out there I do own the series so I'm not trying to rag on you for your anime choices.)

One of the series creators is Koyasu Takahito who also the voice of Ken. Koyasu-san is a big name in voice acting having main character credits in series like Fushigi Yuugi (Hotohori) and (as you might have guessed) Gundam Wing (Zechs.) I know punch lines aren't funny after you explain them, but sometimes a little insight goes a long way.

Boy, I think the notes are longer then the fic. Look at me being long winded again.