Mukuro: This is my first FF, so it might not be good. And it is pretty out there.

Disclaimer: This is a FANFICTION if I owned TMOHS, this would be published. The only things I own are Hiruko and Harumi Suzumiya

Characters may be slightly Ooc, but this is a fanfiction

'Character thought'

"Character talking"

Mental Communication

Kyon's thoughts

The Battle of Haruhi Suzumiya


"Hello everyone!" Haruhi's energetic voice rang out through the literature club room we have taken control of.

"I thought we needed some new blood, so I brought that new transfer student in!"

When I saw who it was, I nearly collapsed with shock.

"Hello, my name is Fujiwara." It was voiced by the same man who was involved in Asahina-sans kidnapping a few months back. He also was the time traveler from the Anti-SOS brigade. We all shared disgusted looks, except for Asahina-san, who was more afraid, and Koizumi, who quickly changed to old poker-face, not to mention Nagato, who had no reaction. So basically, it was me.

"I hope I can make friends with all of you." He sounded surprisingly like Koizumi did when we first met. Koizumi was the first to greet him, followed by Asahina-san, reluctantly, and then I had to. Of course I refused mentally, but vocally wasn't an option with Haruhi's hand balled into a fist in my back. So I reluctantly shook his hand, while he in turn gave me a squeeze that probably resulted in some torn muscles and fractured bones.

He eventually voluntarily became part of the brigade. To keep Haruhi happy, we had to make friends with him. It made my stomach turn to see my friends talking to someone like him, but I couldn't say anything.

Eventually, the day passed by, and I once again resumed my boring hike down the hill of the school, with Haruhi beside me as usual.

When I got home, I collapsed onto the bed, and slept completely


I must have slept for hours, because when my cell phone rang, it was pitch black outside. I checked the caller ID and found out it was Koizumi, so I opened up the phone and whispered "Koizumi! Why the hell are you calling me at this time of night?"

"No time to explain, Kyon" Was the faint response I got. "Come to the city plaza now…bzztz…"

"Close-bzzt-pace-bzztz" I stared down at my dead phone, with the message "your call has now been ended."

"Koizumi!" I shouted into it "Pick up, god dammit!"

I had no choice. I ran straight to the plaza.

It was strange. When I reached the plaza, I could almost feel the strange sensation of a closed space flowing out. Suddenly, something jerked behind me, causing me to trip into what looked like a black void in the ground, leading me into whatever was inside the closed space.

When I entered the closed space, I couldn't believe what I saw. The place was totally leveled, with several celestials around, and a group of black monsters. Suddenly I saw Fujiwara standing atop one of the remaining buildings, and when he noticed me he waved and disappeared. I couldn't exactly wonder how he got there, because I heard a groaning sound underneath me. When I moved some of the rubble to get a better few of what lay under me, I couldn't believe what I saw.

It was Koizumi. He still wore his school uniform, but it was stained with blood. He was bleeding from a large gash down his back, one across the side of his head, and he was still clutching the remains of a cell phone.

Suddenly, a dimensional rift similar to the one I had fallen into appeared on what I assumed was the wall of the closed space, and it pulled all the black creatures into it, which I assumed lead to the dimension they were from. After the espers managed to close the closed space, they inspected the wounded, which was lucky as it resulted in no fatalities. Koizumi remained in a coma for the entire healing process, and for some time afterword's.

Unfortunately, I had to take him to my house. Even more unfortunately, we arrived when my sister was getting her nightly drink of water. Before I tell you her reaction, think about it like this. "You wake up in the middle of the night to get some water, and you see your brother walk in. He looks like he is uncomfortable, and he is carrying a guy with torn up clothes in his arms, and the guy is unconscious. Plus, he snuck out of the house in the middle of the night without permission. You put the rest together. With a scream, my sister ran into her room and locked the door, crying about having an older brother doing bad things at night.

During that night, I was wondering when Koizumi would wake up, so I could ask him if it was possible for me to "fall" into a closed space. But I eventually managed to fall asleep, dreaming of giants breaking down our school.


That morning, Koizumi finally woke up, and after a great amount of explaining to my parents, they finally decided to drop it. Unfortunately, Haruhi had other ideas when she caught us as we walked past her house.

"Koizumi! Why were you at Kyon's house?!" Haruhi shouted, running out the door.

"Oh, I slept at Kyon's house." Was Koizumi's response. He really should have chosen his words better.

"Oh…I see…" She said. What exactly do you see? "Kyon, you have finally become one of 'them', huh…" It is not like that at all! Don't go spreading rumors!

I was in for another surprise when I arrived at the classroom.

At lunch, Taniguchi and Kunikida told me they heard a rumor that I was sleeping with a guy.

"So Kyon, Things aren't working out to well between Suzumiya and you, huh?" Taniguchi said grinning.

"Shut up you idiot..." I muttered. "Who the hell is spreading these rumors anyway?"

"Oh, the new student did." Kunikida told me over Taniguchi's laughter, and pointed at a green haired student. "Haven't you met him yet?"

He looked like a foreigner, with spiked up green hair and piercing green eyes. He also had a Koizumi-like grin on his face, which was as handsome as Koizumi's, not that I lean that way. He could have passed off as a girl, and if I didn't know better, I'd say he was a nice guy. Unfortunately, I know better.

He turned towards us, and gave a knowing grin, like he already knew everything about me.


I arrived at the SOS brigade clubroom, only to find Fujiwara there. He grabbed onto my tie, and pulled me up to the roof, much like Haruhi did.

"Kyon, I'd like to talk to you." Isn't that what you're doing?

I thought about asking him why he was in that closed space, since, like me, he probably can't enter on his own. But, I figured the same thing happened to him, so I decided to drop it.

"Kyon, have you met a man named Hiruko yet?"

No, I can't say I have.

"Good."

Are you here for the Anti-SOS brigade?

"No, I'm here for an entirely different reason. But that is none of your business"

How are the three stooges?

"Kuyou is as silent as ever, Kyoko still gets on my nerves, and Sasaki is doing fine." He then paused for a second and said "Why do you care anyway?"

No reason, just making conversation.

"When you see Hiruko, be sure to tell me."

He then left, leaving me to wonder just who the hell Hiruko was, and why the hell does he care.


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