Miki, Ran, Suu: Shugo, shugo!
Miki: And now we start Shugo Chara Time!
Meow: Hey, it's not Shugo Chara Time!
Amu: Guys! Meh...
Miki, Ran, Suu: Doki!
Meow: Miki, Ran, Suu, it's not Japan!
Background Singers: Shugo, shugo, yes!
Meow: Gah! I give up!
Amu: This is just a fanfic, not the actual show!
Ran: But the script!
Suu: Suu got a script...
Miki: Then why do I have a script?!
Amu: Just throw it away!
Miki, Ran, Suu: But Meow gave it to us!
Meow: Liars!
Suu: Suu is not a liar!
Miki, Ran: Eh?! I'm not a liar!
Amu: Meow...
Meow: Uhm...
Amu: Meow does not own Shugo Chara! or Shugo Chara! Doki! in any humanly possible way. Meow only owns this fanfic, which she only did because she was bored, and OCs that weren't in the manga or the show. Also, this fanfic may contain spoilers.
Meow: But...
Amu: Liar.
Meow: Spotlight stealer.
Ikuto: Shut up.
Meow, Amu: Gah?! Shut up Ikuto!
Ikuto: I thought your heart beats faster whenever you see me...
Amu: Shut up you perverted liar cat-freak! Idiot!
Meow: ...
Ran: Amu cussed!
Amu: MEH! Nuh-uh.
Ran: Character Change!
Amu: Yes, Meow, I did cuss! Hey, what? RAN!
Suu: Lying is a terrible thing.
Meow: Just on with the Tadamu fanfic!
Ikuto: Tadamu?
Amu: Shut up!
Meow: This OOC is way too long.
Amu: Then shut up!
Meow: ...
Amu: Quit posting random messages! And shut up!
Meow: Meanie.
Amu: Shut up! We've taken up too much space – on with the show!
Meow: Ahem... fanfic.
Amu: Shut up!
Meow: I'm telling Tadase!
Amu: Hey, get back here you idiot!
Meow: Haha, you can never get me!
Amu: Meanie.
Meow: Shut up.
Dear Diary,
I am having a
That was all Amu could write in her notebook. She had just woken up at 7:53 AM and she couldn't even write one measly sentence. "Amu-chan, something wrong?" asked Suu, who was cleaning a pair of Amu's socks. "Nothing," Amu sighed. It was a Saturday, one of the greatest days of the week. It was strange that Amu would feel so dejected. She loved going to Guardian Meetings, and cleansing X-Characters, even if they were still in their eggs, was actually kind of exciting. "I think something is wrong," said Dia from her egg.
Crack. Dia came out from her egg, as energetic and happy as she was when she Character Transformed with Amu. Ah, that brought back memories, she thought. "Suu thinks Amu has a problem," Suu said, waking up a grumpy Miki. "Man, I was up late with Kiseki and Yoru... I need my beauty sleep anyways, Suu!" Dia simply and calmly soothed her with the words, "Now, Miki, It'll be all right. Please go back to sleep." And Miki simply lay there, snoring gently, so that it almost wasn't heard.
"Wow," Suu quietly whispered. "Even Suu could never do that." "Now, Amu-chan, what's wrong?" Dia's voice sounded as clear as a strum of a harp-string, and as light as a feather. It seemed to hypnotize everybody in the room as she spoke. It even seemed to seduce shy Amu Hinamori as she hesitated, then slowly murmured, "Tadase-kun likes me back." Ran giggled while Suu and Dia said, "That's great, Amu-chan." Miki simply let out an extra-large snore and then muttered something about Kiseki. Boy, that felt great, and I also have something to write in my diary, Amu thought.
Dear Diary,
Today was a great day. Dia hatched from her egg and I told my Guardian Characters about Tadase's confession. Ran giggled, which was kind of annoying, and Dia said that it was a great thing that he likes me. Suu followed Dia's example, and Miki was asleep. Boy, will she miss out. I'm getting hungry right now, so me and my Characters are going to get some taiyaki.
-Amu
P.S. Yawn~
"That's less than you usually write." That voice was oddly familiar. But how? "So, I'm missing out, huh?" No... it couldn't be... "I thought we were going out for taiyaki. I want a chocolate one." Wait... it was?! "Miki!" Amu shouted. She quickly put her hand over her mouth. "I hope I didn't wake up my parents," she whispered. "Who's Miki?!" yelled Mom. Mom was an editor for The Housewife's Monthly, or whatever. It was pretty hard to fool her. "Nobody!" shrieked Amu.
"Good job, Amu! Good job, Amu!" Ran cheered. "Meh..." Miki said. "Breakfast!" Dad called. Dad was a wild bird photographer, and not really famous. The only thing he likes more than photographing birds is photographing Ami, my little sister. He doesn't want me or Ami to grow up, so he freaks out when a boy comes in. So just imagine him at breakfast, when Ami doesn't want her green peppers, and Mom says she needs to eat her peppers to grow up; Dad would say, "I'd be ok if my Ami stayed exactly the way she is," and then Mom would get mad because she wants Ami to eat her green peppers.
"Coming!" I shouted. I got my old bunny slippers on and I went down. "Amu-chan should have had taiyaki," Miki muttered under her breath. And of course, the doorbell rang. Amu opened the door and -
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Meow: The end!
Amu: This is unusually short!
Meow: Yeah, a cliffhanger, I know. It's for suspense.
Ran: What suspense?
Ikuto: Dammit, came in the wrong time – didn't have enough suspense there.
Amu: Shut up.
Ikuto: And Meow says:
Meow: Shut up.
Ikuto: Here comes the parade.
Meow: -parades around Ikuto-
Ikuto: And then Dia arrives.
Tadase: Hi, why am I here?
Amu: Tadase! -hugs-
Meow: -stares-
Ikuto: Dammit, I'm losing my mysteriousity and charm.
Amu: What charm?
Tadase: IKUTO! SHOO!
Ikuto: Ok, Kiddy King.
Tadase: Cat Theif! Hold on, Cat Thief!
Ikuto: Kiddy King can't spell.
Meow: Shut up both of you!
