Wingo the Lifeguard
O.K, I know this is not how you write a story here but here it goes anyway! Totally random, I know, but I'm training to be a lifeguard, so bear wit me. Also, I don't own Cars.
The tuners are going to the Spoilerville pool for a swim on one hot summer day. Wingo is a lifeguard in training, and he can't wait to save others. When they get there, DJ sits down and puts on sun block, Snot Rod jumps in (with his inner tube), Boost just lays in the sun, and Wingo "guards".
Snot Rod: This is fun! WEEEE!!! begins to paddle around
Wingo: randomly SNOT ROD YOUR DROWNING!!!
Snot Rod: Huh?
Wingo: I'LL SAVE YOU!!! jumps in the water and starts to "save" S/R
S/R: AHHH! HELP!!!
DJ and Boost watch this and DJ slowly begins to creep to the diving board. He gets on and prepares to dive.
Wingo: OMG DJ!!!!
DJ: AHHH! slips on diving board and falls in
Wingo: I'll save yah man!!!
DJ: But I'm not DROWNING!!!!
Wingo ditches Snot Rod and goes over to "rescue" DJ. But Wingo left Snot Rod on his back in the water and now he REALLY is drowning.
S/R: HELP! glub ME! glub
DJ: Stop man! Go away! You're not a lifeguard!
Wingo: Yes I'am and I'm gonna save yah man!!
DJ tries to swim away but Wingo attacks. Boost is watching this and is now nervous to go in the pool.
S/R!!!!!!
Wingo: I'll save yah Snots! ditches DJ and goes to Snot Rod
S/R!!!! tries to flip back over, but can't. Wingo pulls him out of the water
Wingo: U ish not breathing Snotty!!! You need CPR!!!!
S/R: WTF?? I'm breathing and talking to u!!!
Wingo: U are not breathing!!! CPR!!! begins smacking S/R's
S/R: STOP THAT!!!
DJ: gets out of water
Wingo: DJ U ISH CHOKING ON DA WATER!!!
DJ: Oo…..
Wingo: U need CPR too!!! starts to smack DJ
While Wingo is going completely insane and the lifeguards refuse to do anything(besides laughing their brains out), Boost slowly slinks into the pool, hoping not to be seen. He then starts to swim. But not for long…
Wingo: BOOSTIE!!!
Boost: ah shit….
Wingo jumps into the water and Boost begins to swim away, but Wingo catches up. He tries to "save" Boost, but Boost fights back and a water fight starts.
Boost: Snap out of it foo!
Wingo: But I must save u!!!
Boost: slaps him
Wingo: attacks back
Eventually……..both cars are out of breath from fighting and get out of the water. One of the lifeguards is laughing so hard that he falls into the water and starts drowning.
Wingo: looks around confidently Hm, no one seems to be drowning anymore. My work here is done!
DJ, Boost, S/R: …..
