Random voice: "Ladies and Gentlemen would you please welcome your host for tonight ... Katey cross".
Audience: ...
Katey:" hey everyone how are ya tonight"? (she says as she sits down on her big fluffy couch)
Audience: ...
Katey: "umm ok? Well anyway please welcome our special guest tonight, the very sexy eragon shadeslayer"!
Fan girls: (screaming out as he makes his entrance)
Eragon: (grins) "hey girls".
Fan girls: (scream) "omg"!! (Some even faint)
Eragon: (sits down next to Katey) "how's it going sis"?
Katey: "well I'm good thanks and how about you"?
Eragon: "you know, the usual, just training so I can chop off old galbys head"
Katey: "anyways we have a lot of questions for you argetlam"
Eragon: "sounds fun"...
Katey: "ok, what's your fav food"?
Eragon: "hmmm... you know I'm a vegetarian sis"? "The only thing I eat is veggies and plants"
Katey: "oh yer forgot" (starts to smile) "this is an intresting question .. who would you most likely want to sleep with"?
Eragon: ... "What kind of question is that"? "I don't know why I even came here..."
Katey: "where waiting"...
Eragon: "this is stupid... You people discust me"
Katey: "ok then next question, are you and Arya going out"?
Eragon: "yeah she's so hot"
Fan girls: nooooooooooooooo!! (Commit suicide)
Random voice: "is someone gunna clean that up"?
Audience: ...
Katey: "moving on... are you and murtagh friends"?
Eragon: "me and tag"? "Were best mates" ... "just before I came here me and him went nick knocking". "Umm I don't think Arya and Nas will be very happy when they find out..."
Katey: "yeah, oh and tell durza to get a tan"
Eragon: "do you have memory loss or something; I killed that son of a bitch adges ago".
Katey: "hey watch your language young man!"
Eragon: ...
(doors open revealing murtagh, he jumps up on stage and takes a seat next to eragon)
Murtagh: "hey Lil bro"
Eragon: "Sup big bro"
(They do this weird handshake thing that go's on for 10minutes)
Katey: "ok, what the hell was that"?
Murtagh: "It's our handshake, top secret"
Eragon: "yeah pretty kool don't ya think"?
Audience: (start to leave)
Katey: "so murtagh, are you an emo"?
Murtagh: "WTF!?" "Just because I dress in black doesn't mean I'm a fucking emo!!"
Eragon: "chill bro, did you take your tablets today"?
Murtagh: "shhh... Eragon shut the hell up!"
Katey: "oh shit our show is going overtime!"
Murtagh: "yeah me and eragon got ta go anyways"
Eragon: "Laters Katey"
(They ride out on skateboards)
