Random voice: "Ladies and Gentlemen would you please welcome your host for tonight ... Katey cross".

Audience: ...

Katey:" hey everyone how are ya tonight"? (she says as she sits down on her big fluffy couch)

Audience: ...

Katey: "umm ok? Well anyway please welcome our special guest tonight, the very sexy eragon shadeslayer"!

Fan girls: (screaming out as he makes his entrance)

Eragon: (grins) "hey girls".

Fan girls: (scream) "omg"!! (Some even faint)

Eragon: (sits down next to Katey) "how's it going sis"?

Katey: "well I'm good thanks and how about you"?

Eragon: "you know, the usual, just training so I can chop off old galbys head"

Katey: "anyways we have a lot of questions for you argetlam"

Eragon: "sounds fun"...

Katey: "ok, what's your fav food"?

Eragon: "hmmm... you know I'm a vegetarian sis"? "The only thing I eat is veggies and plants"

Katey: "oh yer forgot" (starts to smile) "this is an intresting question .. who would you most likely want to sleep with"?

Eragon: ... "What kind of question is that"? "I don't know why I even came here..."

Katey: "where waiting"...

Eragon: "this is stupid... You people discust me"

Katey: "ok then next question, are you and Arya going out"?

Eragon: "yeah she's so hot"

Fan girls: nooooooooooooooo!! (Commit suicide)

Random voice: "is someone gunna clean that up"?

Audience: ...

Katey: "moving on... are you and murtagh friends"?



Eragon: "me and tag"? "Were best mates" ... "just before I came here me and him went nick knocking". "Umm I don't think Arya and Nas will be very happy when they find out..."

Katey: "yeah, oh and tell durza to get a tan"

Eragon: "do you have memory loss or something; I killed that son of a bitch adges ago".

Katey: "hey watch your language young man!"

Eragon: ...

(doors open revealing murtagh, he jumps up on stage and takes a seat next to eragon)

Murtagh: "hey Lil bro"

Eragon: "Sup big bro"

(They do this weird handshake thing that go's on for 10minutes)

Katey: "ok, what the hell was that"?

Murtagh: "It's our handshake, top secret"

Eragon: "yeah pretty kool don't ya think"?

Audience: (start to leave)

Katey: "so murtagh, are you an emo"?

Murtagh: "WTF!?" "Just because I dress in black doesn't mean I'm a fucking emo!!"

Eragon: "chill bro, did you take your tablets today"?

Murtagh: "shhh... Eragon shut the hell up!"

Katey: "oh shit our show is going overtime!"

Murtagh: "yeah me and eragon got ta go anyways"

Eragon: "Laters Katey"

(They ride out on skateboards)