Hey just so u guys know this story is Momiji's I made this up so it is kinda weird but funny in the end!

MUST READ OR NOTHING WILL MAKE SENSE!

In this Alice and Jazz have a daughter who is like Renesmee but is theirs and is named Chezley who at this point in HER life she is about 12-13 and dislikes Ali (Jazz calls Alice that) and well read and find out.(Ali and Jazz are texting.)



The Argument

Ali phone POV: Jazz, where are you?

Jazz phone POV: Sorry, you have to raise Chezley for a couple days.

Ali phone POV: Why? What's going on?

Jazz phone POV: Oh, yeah. Emmett, Edward, and I are going hunting.

Ali phone POV: Ohhh! Now I see! HOW FUN! We will do all sorts of mother/daughter activities like shopping and dress up and make up and more shopping and skipping and hanging out at the mall and then shop some more and then I will buy her all sortsa stuff!! YAY MOTHER/DAUGHTER BONDING!!

Jazz phone POV: Ali, Ali, ALI! How exactly are you going to buy all that?

Ali phone POV: The credit card, of course.

Jazz phone POV: Oh, no, no, no, no. The last time I let you use the credit card it took me 100 years to pay off. No.

Ali phone POV: Well, too bad. You're not here.

Jazz phone POV: Well, we haven't left yet.

Ali phone POV: Please go.

Jazz phone POV: Okay…Emmett said it is bear season.

Ali phone POV: (yes!!) Haha.

Jazz phone POV: I'm taking the credit card with me.

Ali phone POV: Too late! I already have it!

Jazz phone POV: ...Divorce.

Ali phone POV: N...n...no.

Jazz phone POV: I was just kidding, love. (Although Chezley would like that)

Ali phone POV: Humpf. Well… if that's how you feel...

Jazz phone POV: Okay, okay. No credit card. But...

Ali phone POV: Waaah! But what?

Jazz phone POV: I will let you have the check book. It will have 5000 dollars on it...

Ali phone POV: YAY! I'm gonna buy Chezley stuff, and you stuff, and Edward stuff, and Bella stuff, and Rosalie stuff, and Emmett stuff, and Carlisle stuff, and Esme stuff, and Chezley more stuff, and me stuff! YAY! I LOVE YOU JAZZ!

Jazz phone POV: Where has my sanity gone……What have I done………Oh, God HELP ME!!

Ali phone POV: You know that you love me Jazz.

Jazz phone POV: I beginning to question that myself!

Ali phone POV……….

Jazz phone POV…….

Ali POV: You're HOME!!!

Jazz POV: I'm Home!

The End