Kon

Kon
5th May

The unfairness of life!
Last night when I was TRYING to locate my faithful (if slightly stupid) sidekick, Ichigo, I was set upon by a gang of hideous thugs! They swooped in out of nowhere and through sheer numbers forced me to the floor!

That monstrous creature who calls himself Kenpachi DEMANDED that I tell him where Ichigo was! Of course I resisted, even when he brought in that red-haired, weird eyebrowed freak Renji! Honestly, who does that? "Kenpachi"!? Who does he think he is, calling himself THAT!? And the punk with all those tattoos? Trying to look cool or something??

Oh well…It's clear that they've NEVER heard of the Amazing Death-Warrior Kon before. I decided I'd let them off easily, and before they could even react I had slipped free and made my escape, leaping over some nearby buildings.
Ha! And I never spilled a word about that ingrate Ichigo's whereabouts! What he'd do without a friend like me, I'll never know. He and Rukia owe so much to me, holding the fort here while they're gone!

Where are they anyway?...

Kenpachi Zaraki
5th May

I went looking for Ichigo. I'm so bored, and he hasn't fought me yet.
Why hasn't he fought me yet? Where is he? Why doesn't he want to fight me again?

Stupid Ichigo.

I ran into a talking stuffed toy too. I think they called him "Kon".
He's annoying. He didn't know where Ichigo was either.

I kicked him over a house and kept looking.

Where is Ichigo!?

Renji Abarai
5th May

That ass-head Kenpachi dragged me to the human world last night! All in search of that punk Ichigo!
To be honest, I didn't have to go, but you know how he has a habit of getting Rukia into trouble. I guess sometimes you just gotta do the dirty work, you know?

Still, what a waste of my time! And that big idiot, charging around amongst all those humans…What did he think they would react like!? How can one big, knuckle-headed idiot be THAT stupid?
We bumped into that freaky puppet thing too…Kon or Kom or something…

He's an idiot too. Never shuts up.
Zaraki kicked him pretty hard though…I almost felt sorry for him.
Almost. It was funny though.

Ichigo Kurosaki

5th May

Took Rukia to the seaside for the long weekend. Had fun.
Kon seems to think he's some sort of hero now.

Weirdo.