Kon
5th
May
The
unfairness of life!
Last night when I was TRYING to locate my
faithful (if slightly stupid) sidekick, Ichigo, I was set upon by a
gang of hideous thugs! They swooped in out of nowhere and through
sheer numbers forced me to the floor!
That monstrous creature who calls himself Kenpachi DEMANDED that I tell him where Ichigo was! Of course I resisted, even when he brought in that red-haired, weird eyebrowed freak Renji! Honestly, who does that? "Kenpachi"!? Who does he think he is, calling himself THAT!? And the punk with all those tattoos? Trying to look cool or something??
Oh well…It's
clear that they've NEVER heard of the Amazing Death-Warrior Kon
before. I decided I'd let them off easily, and before they could
even react I had slipped free and made my escape, leaping over some
nearby buildings.
Ha! And I never spilled a word about that
ingrate Ichigo's whereabouts! What he'd do without a friend like
me, I'll never know. He and Rukia owe so much to me, holding the
fort here while they're gone!
Where are they anyway?...
Kenpachi Zaraki
5th May
I
went looking for Ichigo. I'm so bored, and he hasn't fought me
yet.
Why hasn't he fought me yet? Where is he? Why doesn't he
want to fight me again?
Stupid Ichigo.
I ran into a
talking stuffed toy too. I think they called him "Kon".
He's
annoying. He didn't know where Ichigo was either.
I kicked him over a house and kept looking.
Where is Ichigo!?
Renji
Abarai
5th May
That ass-head Kenpachi dragged me
to the human world last night! All in search of that punk Ichigo!
To
be honest, I didn't have to go, but you know how he has a habit of
getting Rukia into trouble. I guess sometimes you just gotta do the
dirty work, you know?
Still, what a waste of my time! And that
big idiot, charging around amongst all those humans…What did he
think they would react like!? How can one big, knuckle-headed idiot
be THAT stupid?
We bumped into that freaky puppet thing too…Kon
or Kom or something…
He's an idiot too. Never shuts
up.
Zaraki kicked him pretty hard though…I almost felt sorry for
him.
Almost. It was funny though.
Ichigo Kurosaki
5th May
Took Rukia to the seaside for the long weekend. Had
fun.
Kon seems to think he's some sort of hero now.
Weirdo.
