Hello children!!! (Notice how I start with that every time...) ArAnCaR_No_6 here, this is something that happened to my mom recently, and I thought it was funny... not going to say what it is, it will ruin the plot. Not sure if it's funny, but anyways, here it is!!! Just say my mom is in Deidara's position , I'm Itachi, Hidan's my sister... it's the near replica except the cursing and glaring, because my Mom's a real lady XD...
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Disclaimer: Kishimoto is Japanese...I'm Mexican... I highly doubt I even remotely own anything close to Naruto... except one of the many, many $7.99 copies =P...
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Enjoy!!! (And review, damn it!!! I'm getting discouraged!!!)
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The only thing that can be really said in such a situation, in Itachi's opinoin anyway, is:
"Damn penny-pinching Kakuzu..."
Due to the fact that Kakuzu is a said 'penny-pincher', when Akatsuki gets missions that involve overnight stays in hotels, it's always in a single room with two beds or more (if possible, on the floor...), apparently, sleeping shouldn't cost so much...
Which is why the Uchiha found himself sharing a room with Hidan and Deidara during their info retrieval mission.
He didn't really mind, it's just that Deidara wouldn't turn the damn light off!!!
"Oh fuck Dei, really, does it take you that long to put that shit on?" Hidan whined, sitting up on his bed as he glared at the blond bomber, who was too busy putting on this...thing. Hell, Itachi didn't really know what the hell it was either. All he knew is that his junior was getting sustantial amounts from a brown container and was smothering it on his face and neck. Deidara glared back, still smoothing on the glomps of whatever it is.
"Pfft, you're just jealous because I look good, Itachi needs some of this, might help with the sags." the bomber smirked, as Itachi frowned. "Oh do shut up, it's 1:46 AM, it's late, if you can't tell tim. Unlike your hibernating lazy butt, we actually need sleep, what is that stuff anyway?" Deidara scowled as he screwed the top of his precious face beautifying...stuff, aiming to throw it at his senior's head. Of course, Itachi being Itachi, he caught it before it did any damage at all.
"It's 'Nighttime Face Cream', I use it to avoid any opportunity of ever getting your ugly mug, which is why I also bought for the Day." he retaliated, crawling into his bed as he gestured over to another brown, tall container. Refore he could say anything that would probably burn Deidara for life, Itachi frowned once again when something caught his eye.
"You got ripped off." he plainly stated.
Silence...
"Oh shit, Uchiha, you're fucking joking!!!" the Jashinist said, clearly amused, as he kicked the covers off and almost ran over to the Uchiha's bed across the room. Deidara's mouth dropped in disbelief. "You're lying." he swore, as Itachi began reading off the label.
"ANEW Alternative: Intensive Age Treatment, To Use: Every morning or evening, massage gently over cleansed face and neck. Yeah, you got ripped off by a saleswoman" he tossed the container back to the respective owner's hands, as Hidan burst out into laughing.
"THAT BITCH!!!"
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Yeah... my Mom got ripped off, by about $30... I was the first one who noticed, my dad and sister just laughed...
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Review, I'm getting a bit discouraged, honestly. But of course, it doesn't mean i'm going to stop trying to write Akatsuki humor... if I get a few at least, I'll continue... this one itself dedicated to the few people nice enough to do so...
Oh who am I kidding, like hell I'm going to stop!!! Next is a drunk Akatsuki one!!!
But seriously... please review ...
