Dear Diary,

So there I was riding my tricycle to Nishura's baseball field. It was a sunny-ass day and I was ready to hit somebody's balls-I mean baseballs.

My name is the magnificent Sakaeguchi and hopefully I spelled my name right because I don't know. I had trouble pronouncing it when I started watching the series, Ooky Booky Furikabooky.

Anyways, this is my first diary page and I like talking about myself. In fact I'll tell you about myself, right now, as I speak.

Lemme see, I like thinking about hot girls, I am the friendliest cutey pie of the team, and I am as cute as a button and this page is about me getting the girl. And she's hot too. Just don't take her from me. Cuz, I think I like her. I think…Hell yah, I like her.

Anywho, I walked to the dugout because I saw Mihashi and I was just thinking about how hot his cousin Ruri is. She was fricken hot and I saw her at the game against Tosei. Note to self: she had a skirt on and I liked it.

Speak of the devil, Ruri came out of nowhere saying she wanted to cheer for us in our practice so I'm like 'yeah sure why not you fricken piece of hotness.' Gah I wanna melt.

So I decided to get the girl, pull her close, and smash my soft lips against hers because I was extremely attracted to her delicate awesomeness. Then, BAM, I accidentally broke her tooth because the kiss was so forceful and flipping hard and she fainted and was rushed to the dentist because…it was toothy-related…and yah.

Anyways, I was so freaked out for her that I accompanied her. And note to self: she had another skirt on that day which made me happy. She had the smoothest legs ever excluding that red thing-oh that was the blood that dripped from her mouth-oopsie. Anyways, she was basically perfect-and holy crap, I said as I stared at the chick at the front desk. She was hot too and I like her. So I decided to hit on her and we hit it off quite well. I got the girl! The End.

Love, Sakaeguchi-guchi-guchi-goo 3