Title: It Was War
Beta: Deep Blue Dragon
Disclaimer: do not own naruto or the song "hello muddah, hello faddah" - allan sherman
a/n: i dont know why i was inspired to write a little thing to the tune of hello muddah, hello faddah. i know parts of it dont flow as well as i would like but i tried.
I'm stuck at Hokage Tower,
I wish I had hidden power.
All Jounins are really raving,
And I'll kill someone if they don't start behaving!
If I have to feel more groping,
Then Kakashi will be choking.
I don't care that he was ANBU,
I will dye his silver hair and stew his balls too!
Now he's drawing sex positions,
In the margins of the missions!
Is that me there on the bottom?
He did not see the chakra tag till I got 'em.
He must not know I'm prank master,
He should really learn it faster!
He poofed into things revealing,
Someone get Anko tissues to stop the bleeding!
He looks mad, now what's he doing.
He seems glad, oh, shit he's moving.
Why are his arms wrapped around me,
Whispering icha scenes in my ear!
Now I'm red, please let my shift be over soon,
I'm killing a certain buffoon.
Oh he sensed my scheme;
Causing his eyes to gleam!
I felt chakra swirl around us,
We flew away from the ruckus?
Why is he reaching for his mask;
"Well I can't kiss you without removing my mask!"
He just leaned back, smile on his face.
"Go out with me, you set the pace."
I'm blushing red, "Tonight dinner."
Both grinned silly that they had picked out a winner!
