AN: I was just watching some NCIS on YouTube there and was wondering what it would have been like if Kate was still on the team with Ziva, Abby, Tim and Tony. It would have been a mad house wouldn't it?
I really love all the fics were the team is like a big family and the ones were Gibbs takes on a father role. So I'm going to give it a shot. Please review.
Warning: Spanking in this fic and mentions of abuse. Also may be a bit AU
*Oh, by the way, take it for granted that Gibbs has had to punish them all before*
Kate, Abby, Ziva, Tim and Tony had been acting like children all week. Gibbs had to put up with shouting, childish taunts and the odd bloody nose or black eye during this time and he was officially fed up.
"You get dumped again Dinozzo?" taunted Kate as she walked past a silent Tony.
"Shut it, Todd! It's not as if you know what it feels like!" retorted Tony
"Of course I don't. I'm not a chauvinist pig who uses girls like he uses socks!"
"Bugger off Kate! I don't need to explain myself to you!"
Kate's eyes flashed and she took a menacing step towards Tony who had a smug smile on his face.
"Enough!" bellowed a soaking wet Gibbs marching into the room. "I can hear you too from down the hall! What are you two, seven?"
"No, Gibbs." "No, Boss" came the petulant replies.
"Uh, Gibbs?" asked Tony. "Why are you wet?"
Gibbs glared at Tony. "Someone thought it would be a bright idea to put a bucket of water over the integration room."
"Which one?" asked Kate, sounding interested. Gibbs' glare flicked to her.
"Does it matter?"
Kate shook her head.
"Now are you two going to tell me what that is about?" he demanded quietly.
"Kate's a prude."
"Tony is a brainless idiot."
"Am not!"
"ENOUGH!" yelled Gibbs, eyes glinting dangerously. Kate and Tony were silent immediately.
Gibbs looked angrily at them. "Get yourselves to interrogation one, NOW!"
The two eldest agents gulped and looked at each other nervously. They knew what that meant.
"Boss, c'mon. It was only a bit of fun," whined Tony, Kate nodded in agreement.
SWAT Gibbs' hand connected with Tony's backside. Tony yelped loudly and Kate backed away, not wanting her butt to get the same treatment.
"Now, means now!" barked Gibbs and the two agents scurried as fast as they could towards the door but before Tony could grab the handle Abby came whirling in.
"Hey guys did Tim or Tony get soak-" Abby's speech tapered off when she got a good look at Gibbs. "Oh no..."
"Oh no is right young lady. You can follow your two delinquent siblings," ordered Gibbs.
Tears welled up in Abby's eyes. She knew her backside was going to feel her father figure's wrath.
The four of them trailed towards the interrogation room like a strange procession. They almost crashed into Ziva and Tim who were arguing. Ziva had something that looked like silly string on her head.
"Agents David and McGee, what on earth is going on here?" snapped Gibbs.
"McGee is annoying pork!" hissed Ziva, shoving Tim into the wall.
"Dork, Ziva. The term is dork," corrected Tony automatically.
Gibbs' temper flared. "THAT'S IT!" he roared. "All of you grab your stuff. You are staying at my place tonight. I will meet you at my house in one hour or there will be dire consequences. Do I make myself clear?"
"Yes Boss," "Yes Gibbs" his 'children' chorused nervously.
They all had to go past him to retrieve their stuff and received a swat on the backside each for their trouble.
"Just how bread are we?" asked Ziva as she started tidying up the papers on her desk.
"Toast, Zee, not bread," Corrected Kate.
"And we're may as well be burnt," added Tony.
Abby was bouncing on the balls of her feet she was so nervous.
"Chill, baby sis," instructed Tony, placing his hands on her shoulders. "It'll be okay."
"How can you say that, Tony DiNozzo? We were all such brats this week!" babbled Abby frantically.
Kate winced, "We are definitely going to regret this."
"I think we already do," retorted Tony sarcastically.
Kate glared at him and waved her hands in the air. "You know what I mean! I meant our backsides will regret it."
"Why didn't you just say that?"
"Um, guys?" interrupted Tim nervously. "You two may want to keep it down or do you want to get in more trouble."
The two agents in question gulped and quickly finished clearing up.
"H-how long do we have?" queried Tony.
Ziva looked at her watch, her arm shaking, "Twenty minutes."
"Just enough time to grab some stuff from my place and head 'home' I guess," muttered Abby.
Everyone else made noises of agreement. All five of them were soon heading out to their respective cars and driving to their apartments.
