Ok, so this is my first story EVER, and it's dedicated to Miranda. Without her this story wouldn't exist and that's not good. So yes. Alright, so the characters are Beck and Jade from the show "Victorious," and Gerard Way from the band My Chemical Romance. Good? Alright. And the fic startssss…..Now. R&R PLEASE. =3

Chapter 1

Beck's POV

As I walked down the halls of Hollywood Arts High, I couldn't help notice a strange vibe around me. People seemed to be staring at me, whispering to each other, giving me sympathetic faces. What the hell was this? Who died? Where was Jade? Shit. Jade. I haven't seen or heard from her all day yesterday or today. If she was sick she would've told me. Did I do something wrong?

Just as panic had set in, a wave of relief washed over me as I saw my love walk out of Mr. Sikowitz's class with...who the hell is that guy? Jade was standing disturbingly close to him, laughing like I do whenever she tickles my tummy.

Ohhh. So this is why people are looking at me funny. They think Jade and I broke up and now she's with this other guy. Well that's not happening any time soon. I mean sure, maybe Tori and I have secretly fooled around a few times, but I was horny and Jade was out of town. What else was I supposed to do?

This "mystery guy" had black, shoulder length hair, soft looking pink lips, a round face and hazel eyes smudged sloppily with black eye shadow. He wore a red Queen T-shirt, black skinny jeans (which made his butt look absolutely DELECTABLE,) and a leath- WAIT A MINUTE. Did I just say his butt looked delectable? Am I gay now? No. I'm not, because when I look at jades boobs my...lower...areas get all tingly. So I'm bi? Huh. I never thought of myself as bi. So THAT'S why i got that uncontrollable hard-on at Andres pool party.

Well they WOULD make a cute couple. But you know what would be even cuter? The three of us together, cuz I'd screw 'em both. Maybe I could. Jade seems pretty into him. And we all know how into ME she is. And am i imagining things, or did Mr. Mysterious Handsome Man TOTALLY just check me out?

Getting them both into bed with me could be easier than I thought.