The Tailor- Lance
Shirodone- Shiro
Space Zuko- Kieth
Pidgeon- Pidge/Katie
The Hunk- Hunk
"The Dream Team™"
The Tailor: hey mullet
Space Zuko: ...
The Tailor: chipper as always
Firelord Zuko: oh, bite me, Lance
Pidgeon: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
The Hunk: ʕ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°ʔ
The Tailor: (¬_¬)
Shirodone: children please
Shirodone: ( ͜ʖ )
Pidgeon: ayyyy
The Hunk: ayyyy 〔´∇`〕
The Tailor: ayyyy
Space Zuko: I reiterate
Space Zuko: ...
The Tailor: anyways,,,,,,
The Tailor: back to the matter at hand
Pidgeon: no one has ever called you that nickname js
The Tailor: ANYWAYS
The Tailor: as we're all well aware
Space Zuko: get to the point, Lance
The Tailor: I'll stick you in a worm hole Keith I s2g
The Hunk: ( ͡° ل͜ ͡°)
The Tailor: it's our annual war
Shirodone: it's sad college students playing laser tag in a place that used to be a strip club
The Tailor: it's a very serious war tyvm
The Tailor: but back to the issue at hand
The Tailor: namely, Keith is the worst at laser tag and I am the reigning champion
Space Zuko: the way I remember it is that you always used to win until I joined the friend group and now you're in second place and are both sad and bitter about it
The Tailor: agree to disagree
The Hunk: can you guys maybe have a piece of bread and calm down
Pidgeon: no no
Pidgeon: please, carry on
Pidgeon: I love conflict
The Tailor: Kogane, I'd like to propose a bet
The Tailor: based on the outcome of the annual war
Shirodone: sad laser tag**
Space Zuko: I'm listening
Space Zuko: So what are the stakes?
Space Zuko: Don't say money because I know you're in debt
The Tailor: crushing debt*
The Tailor: I'll bet whatever you want, mullet
The Tailor: bc there's no way I'm losing
Space Zuko: what about your stupid car?
The Hunk: Lance that's your date car, man
The Hunk: don't do it
Space Zuko: I wouldn't do it if I were you
Space Zuko: you're totally gonna lose
The Hunk: Lance you love that car, it'd be the worst thing in the world for you, bud.
Pidgeon: Hey Keith what'd be the worst thing in the world for you?
Pidgeon: just to make it even
Space Zuko: being one of those dates
The Tailor: oh you are so on, mullet
Pidgeon: then it's settled.
Pidgeon: if Lance loses, Keith gets his car. If Keith loses, he has to go on a date with Lance in that car
Space Zuko: alright. I'm gonna win so it doesnt really matter
The Tailor: oh we'll see, Kogane
Shirodone: for the record, this is a terrible idea
Pidgeon: Lance is known for terrible dates, Keith. You sure you wanna do this?
Space Zuko: Please. Ive come first all three years I've been here
Pidgeon: thank y'all for being so stupid.
Pidgeon: it's so fucking entertaining
