The Tailor- Lance

Shirodone- Shiro

Space Zuko- Kieth

Pidgeon- Pidge/Katie

The Hunk- Hunk


"The Dream Team™"

The Tailor: hey mullet

Space Zuko: ...

The Tailor: chipper as always

Firelord Zuko: oh, bite me, Lance

Pidgeon: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

The Hunk: ʕ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°ʔ

The Tailor: (¬_¬)

Shirodone: children please

Shirodone: ( ͜ʖ )

Pidgeon: ayyyy

The Hunk: ayyyy 〔´∇`〕

The Tailor: ayyyy

Space Zuko: I reiterate

Space Zuko: ...

The Tailor: anyways,,,,,,

The Tailor: back to the matter at hand

Pidgeon: no one has ever called you that nickname js

The Tailor: ANYWAYS

The Tailor: as we're all well aware

Space Zuko: get to the point, Lance

The Tailor: I'll stick you in a worm hole Keith I s2g

The Hunk: ( ͡° ل͜ ͡°)

The Tailor: it's our annual war

Shirodone: it's sad college students playing laser tag in a place that used to be a strip club

The Tailor: it's a very serious war tyvm

The Tailor: but back to the issue at hand

The Tailor: namely, Keith is the worst at laser tag and I am the reigning champion

Space Zuko: the way I remember it is that you always used to win until I joined the friend group and now you're in second place and are both sad and bitter about it

The Tailor: agree to disagree

The Hunk: can you guys maybe have a piece of bread and calm down

Pidgeon: no no

Pidgeon: please, carry on

Pidgeon: I love conflict

The Tailor: Kogane, I'd like to propose a bet

The Tailor: based on the outcome of the annual war

Shirodone: sad laser tag**

Space Zuko: I'm listening

Space Zuko: So what are the stakes?

Space Zuko: Don't say money because I know you're in debt

The Tailor: crushing debt*

The Tailor: I'll bet whatever you want, mullet

The Tailor: bc there's no way I'm losing

Space Zuko: what about your stupid car?

The Hunk: Lance that's your date car, man

The Hunk: don't do it

Space Zuko: I wouldn't do it if I were you

Space Zuko: you're totally gonna lose

The Hunk: Lance you love that car, it'd be the worst thing in the world for you, bud.

Pidgeon: Hey Keith what'd be the worst thing in the world for you?

Pidgeon: just to make it even

Space Zuko: being one of those dates

The Tailor: oh you are so on, mullet

Pidgeon: then it's settled.

Pidgeon: if Lance loses, Keith gets his car. If Keith loses, he has to go on a date with Lance in that car

Space Zuko: alright. I'm gonna win so it doesnt really matter

The Tailor: oh we'll see, Kogane

Shirodone: for the record, this is a terrible idea

Pidgeon: Lance is known for terrible dates, Keith. You sure you wanna do this?

Space Zuko: Please. Ive come first all three years I've been here

Pidgeon: thank y'all for being so stupid.

Pidgeon: it's so fucking entertaining