It's dark inside a trailer, and the sound of a man breathing in and out is heard.

"Okay, here we go! Speed! I am speed!" the voice said. The visions of race cars going around a track went through the man's head. "One winner! 42 losers! I eat losers for breakfast!" the man went on. The vision of a leopard print car weaves its way through the track. "Breakfast…maybe I should've had breakfast…no! Stay focused! I'm faster than fast, quicker than quick! I have the speed of a leopard," the man said.

"Hey Lucci! Are you ready?!" a voice shouted from outside.

The door to the trailer opened and man with long black shoulder-length wavy hair, arched eyebrows and a close-shaved goatee walked out of his trailer, to see a huge crowd of fans and reporters around it. "Oh yeah, Lucci is ready," he said. Then he did a flirty growl. Rob Lucci was a race car driver for the Grand Line cup, and this was his first season.

The man got into his leopard print race car that had the number 95 on the side. He then drove onto the track, and the race began.

Throughout the race, all the drivers tried to make their way around the track, trying to get in first place.

A blonde-haired, lean and muscular man with tan skin, was driving a bright pink race car with a black flamingo pattern on it and the number 86 on it. The man in the car went up next to another race car and bumped into the back, causing the vehicle to spin out of control.

Then, a silver thunderbird car, with the number 43 painted on the side, drove by him and inside was an elderly man with shoulder-length white hair, round glasses, facial hair embattled around his lower jaw, and scar over his right eye.

The man in the pink car glared at the older man, who ignored him and just drove faster.

"Welcome back to the Dinoco 400! I'm Absalom here with Bartolomeo! Three cars are tied for the season points lead and the winner of the final race will win the title and the Grand Line Cup.

"Absa, with how high my blood pressure is getting while watching this race, they might have to use a stretcher to get me out of the booth!" Bartolomeo exclaimed.

"Does the Dark King, Silvers Rayleigh, have one more victory in him before retirement?" Absalom asked.

"Rayleigh has been One Piece's golden boy for years," Bartolomeo stated. "And after he retires, his manager Roger is going to start looking for someone new, and nobody can look away from an offer like that!"

"In second place spot, we find Donquixote Doflamingo," Absalom stated.

"He's been chasing Silvers's tail fin his entire career, and he expects himself to win the Grand Line Cup this year, but the last thing he expected was...ROB LUCCI!" Bartolomeo stated.

"The rookie sensation came into the season unknown, but everyone knows him now!" Absalom stated. "

With that sort of competition this season, there's no telling who'll win the race this year!" Barto exclaimed. "The legend, the runner-up, and the rookie! Three race car drivers! One champion!"

On the race track, Doflamingo is driving next to another car when he shouts, "One Piece is all mine!" before ramming into the car next to him, causing it to spin out of control and collide with the other race cars. "Try to get through that, Lucci! Fufufufufu!" Doflamingo laughed.

As Lucci approached the area of the track where the crash was taking place, rather than stopping, Lucci speed forward.

"A huge crash has occurred on the race track! Wait a second, Lucci is in the wreckage!" Absalom exclaimed.

"There's no way that rookie can get through that! Not in one piece that is!" Bartolomeo exclaimed.

As Lucci weaved his way through the crash, he saw that was upside down and leaning upward on another car, looking like a ramp. Lucci drove up the car ramp and flew through the air. As he did, he glanced out the window and winked at two girls with square afros.

"LUCCI! AAAHHH!" Mozu and Kiwi squealed.

Lucci's car landed perfectly back on the track.

"Lucci made it through!" Absalom exclaimed.

In the pit stop area, Doflamingo is saying to his crew, "What do you think, boys? A thing of beauty!"

"Lucci made it through!" Doflamingo's crew chief, Buffalo, exclaimed.

"WHAT!" Doflamingo shouted.

As the race continued, several tow trucks drove onto the track and towed away the cars.

"Don't take me out, chief! I can still race!" one of the racers cried, for his car was severely damaged.

"The yellow flag is waved for all those crashed cars on the track, but Lucci isn't going into the pits!" Absalom stated.

"He just fired his crew chief. It was the third one this season!" Bartolomeo added.

After the race cars got new tires and fixed very fast, the cars proceeded with the race. On the 294th lap, Lucci entered the pit stops.

"Okay, gas and new tires, let's go," one of the pit stops stated.

"No tires! Just gas!" Lucci said, after one of the crewmembers finished filling him with gas and drove off before anyone had the chance to change his tires.

"You need tires you idiot!" one of the pit stops shouted.

"Looks like it's all gas'n'go for Lucci today. No tires again!" Absalom stated.

"Normally I'd say that's a short-term gain, long-term loss, but it sure is working for him. He obviously knows something we don't know," Bartolomeo said.

On the last lap, Lucci was very far in the lead.

"This is it! The last lap and Rob Lucci has a huge lead," Absalom stated.

"We're gonna crown us a new champion!" Bartolomeo exclaimed.

On the track, Lucci said to himself, "Checkered flag here I come!" Then, suddenly, the back right tire for Lucci's race car blew up.

"Uh-oh, Lucci blew a tire!" Absalom exclaimed.

The crew chiefs of Doflamingo and Rayleigh shouted over the headset, "Lucci's blown a tire! Lucci's blown a tire! Go, go, go!"

Rayleigh and Doflamingo hit the gas in their cars and drove faster to catch up with the rookie.

As Lucci tried to make the car go faster, the other back tire blew.

"He's lost another tire!" Bartolomeo exclaimed. "I don't know what I'm watching, Absa!"

"Come on!" Lucci shouted.

As Lucci approached the finish line, Rayleigh and Doflamingo had caught up and the three cars crossed the finish line.

"It's too close to call!" Absalom exclaimed.

"I don't believe it!" Bartolomeo shouted.

"All three racers made it across the finish line…and we don't even know who won!" Absalom exclaimed.

In the pit area of the race track, Lucci's pit crew was replacing the tires on Lucci's race car, when a blonde reporter with slightly pale skin walked up.

"We're here awaiting the results of the race. Rob Lucci, that was quite a risky move not getting new tires. Are you sorry you don't have a crew chief?" Kaya asked the race car driver.

"Not getting tires, I just wanted to give everyone a little sizzle. And am I sorry I don't have a crew chief? No, because I'm a one-man show," Lucci stated.

"That was a very independent statement from Rob Lucci, now let's see what the other racers have to say about what they thought of the race…" Kaya said as she walked away.

As a camera man tried to take a picture of Lucci, one of the members of Lucci's crew got in the way.

"Whoa, Chuck, move out of the way," Lucci said.

"Why?" the man called Chuck asked.

"You're blocking the camera," Lucci explained.

"What?" Chuck said.

"Now back away," Lucci ordered.

"That's it! Let's go guys!" Chuck shouted.

"Whoa, team, where are you going?" Lucci asked.

"We quit, Mr. One-Man Show!" Chuck snapped.

"Oh no, who else can I find that can fill up my car with gas?" Lucci said sarcastically. "Adios Chuck."

"And my name is not Chuck!" the man snapped.

"Hey, Lucci!" Doflamingo hollered at the racer. "That was some pretty good racing out there…by me! Fufufufufu! The Grand Line Cup, Lucci. It's mine, dude, it's mine. Hey guys, how do you think I'll look in One Piece Silver? One Piece Silver!"

"In your dreams, bird-boy," Lucci said.

"Right bird-boy…what's he talking about birds for?" Doflamingo asked.

"Well, with all those feather coats you have and that flamingo pink color on your car, you're a bird. And birds always get eaten by the leopard," Lucci said, before doing a flirty growl toward the reporters, who started to snap photos of him in many different poses.

Meanwhile, near the One Piece sponsor tent, Gol D Roger, the man who began the One Piece company was talking with Dark King Silvers Rayleigh and Silvers' wife, Shakky.

"You sure made One Piece proud, thank you Dark King," Roger said.

"Well, Roger, you've been good to me all these years. It's the least I could do," Rayleigh said.

"Whatever happens, you'll be a winner to me, Rayleigh," Shakky said to Rayleigh.

"Thanks dear," Rayleigh said.

As Lucci walked up the ramp that lead to the back of a stage where the winner of the Grand Line Cup would stand, still posing for more photos. Then, Mozu and Kiwi made their way to the front of the crowd.

"Hi! I'm Mozu!" Mozu exclaimed.

"And I'm Kiwi!" Kiwi squealed.

"We're like your biggest fans!" the twins squealed. "Nya!" The girls lifted up their shirts to revealing the name Rob Lucci was on their stomachs in rhinestones, along with a small tattoo of Lucci.

"I love being me," Lucci sighed.

As security guards took the girls away, the twins shouted, "We love you, Lucci!"

At that point, Rayleigh walked onto the stage. "Hey buddy," Rayleigh greeted.

"Oh hey, Dark King," Lucci replied.

"Listen here, Lucci. You're one gutsy racer," Silvers stated.

"Really? Mr. Silvers, that's-," Lucci said, already knowing that fact.

"But you're stupid," Rayleigh said.

"Excuse me?" Lucci asked, confused and a little offended.

"This isn't a one-man deal kid, you need to wise up and get yourself a good crew chief and a good team…" Rayleigh started to explain, but Lucci stopped listening as soon as the Dark King said, "Good team."

"A good team, yeah…" Lucci said, as he looked at the One Piece sponsor tent.

Lucci started to envision himself on the stage in between two of One Piece's show girls, and holding the Grand Line cup. He then imagined himself in a silver race car driver outfit with leopard print, like his current one, and his race car with a leopard print and silver. He thought of himself on the covers of thousands of magazines, and at parties with the Square Sisters, donning a gold tux.

Then, Lucci started to go back into reality just to hear Rayleigh say, "You figure that out, and you're going to be okay."

"Oh? Oh! Yeah, that is spectacular advice. Thank you Mr. Silvers," Lucci said, even though he had no idea what Rayleigh just told him.

Then, Absalom over the intercom said, "Ladies and gentlemen!"

"Oh, this is it!" Lucci said as he got into position behind the stage excitedly.

Rayleigh stood on his right and Doflamingo was on his left.

"For the very first time in Grand Line Cup history…" Absalom said.

"A rookie has won the Grand Line Cup," Lucci muttered, grinning.

The racer then jumped out through the curtains, standing on the stage shouting, "Yes!"

"We have a three-way tie!" Absalom exclaimed.

"What?" Lucci muttered as Rayleigh and Doflamingo stepped out onto the stage.

"Hey Lucci, that was pretty embarrassing, but I wouldn't worry about it," Doflamingo said. "Because I didn't do it! Fufufu!"

"A tie-breaker race between the three leaders will be held in Raftel in one week!" Absalom announced.

"Hey Lucci, first one to Raftel gets One Piece all to himself," Doflamingo whispered to Lucci before shouting to someone in the crowd, "No, no! You're great! Yeah, you are!"

Lucci groaned, annoyed.


So, yeah. As some of you can probably tell, this is a spoof of Cars with One Piece characters, and I'm going to write a pairing I never wrote about before, LuccixLuffy. I hope I'll do an okay job. By the way, I'm using the comic adaptation of the movie Cars for this, so some of the lines might be a little off.

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Disney Pixar owns Cars

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