*Curtain opens*
Zim: Humans, I am ZIM!
Dib: Ugh, ignore him. This is where you can ask us anything. Uh, my dad knows the rules.
Professor Membrane: Here are the rules. We'd all appreciate it it there was no coarse language. No asking us personal information. That includes where we live, our last names (although I'm sure you all know mine), and other personal things in that area. That also means no asking the author for her age, real name, or location. Please, no being inappropriate. Also, the same person can't ask the same question twice. That would be annoying. To submit a question, simply review. People who don't have a account can also review. Yes, well, that's all.
Zim: I am Zim!
Dib: You'll never get away with . . . stuff!
*Zim and Dib fight while the curtain closes*
