"I truly believed that if I had asked any one of them to follow me through the gates of hell, I'd have to hold them back from going in first."~ Bobby Pendragon, Raven Rise

"Can I ask you a question?" "I'd be disappointed if you didn't." "How many of those suits do you have? Do you like, send them to the laundry, or just toss 'em when it gets all gamey?" "Does it matter?" "It was a joke, idiot."….. "Perhaps we should celebrate." "Perhaps you should bite me." ~ Bobby P. and Saint Dane, Raven Rise

"I'm the terrorist. Do what I say or I will terrorize you."… "Yeah, nice to meet you. Get that camera back where it was." ~ Bobby P., Raven Rise

"'What will you do?' 'I don't know.' I left the trailer and sprinted…" ~ Bobby P., Raven Rise

"He was standing in the front row eating popcorn. Popcorn!" ~ Bobby P., Raven Rise

"What exactly is a French before it's fried?" ~ Spader, The Never War

"I'm sorry I hurt your hand…. With my face." ~ Bobby P., Black Water

"I went to the four levers. None of them were marked. There was only one way to figure out which one was the right one. I had to call upon all my Traveler experience and special powers to figure it out. It's called...Eenie, meenie, miney...mo!" ~ Bobby P., The Rivers of Zaada

"Don't you know… I'm the bogeyman." ~ Saint Dane, The pilgrims of Rayne (I think)

"If I fall out, pull this ring? What happens then? I sprout wings and fly?" ~ Spader, The Never War

Max Rose: Vo? What kind of name is that?
Spader: What kind of name is Rose? Isn't that some kind of flower? ~
Spader and Max Rose, The Never War

"Seriously. Dados bounce." ~ Bobby P., Raven Rise

Nights were the worst. I'd try to get some sleep, only to be thrown out of bed and dragged out into the compound for another game of "Let's whack Bobby in the dark!" ~ Bobby P., The Rivers of Zaada

"I never would have believed it was possible for people to fly." "You're kidding! Where do you live, under a rock?"
"No, under the water most of the time, but I'm not sure what that's got to do with it." ~
Spader and Jinx Olsen, The Never War

"At least I thought I hit a wall. It sure felt like one. It was hard. It was flat. It stretched out on either side of me. You know ... wall." ~ Bobby Pendragon, The Quillan Games

I finally couldn't take it anymore and said, "I hope you used sunblock on that skeleton head of yours. You're gonna fry" ~ Bobby P., Raven Rise

"There are two types of people in this world, people who fear and hate clowns and clowns." ~ Bobby Pendragon, The Quillan Games