Understand that this was something that me and my friend, Kammybale, made over the internet on Facebook. I do not own Kuroko no Basket, but the randomness is both mine and my friend's. Enjoy the crack?

PS: The stuff below is strange, and may have way too many references from other things to be serious. This conversation started with Kammybale, by the way, so you can see who thought of what. I modified some of the sentences, but it's generally the same.


So there was a boy with light blue hair named Kuroko Tetsuya, who was secretly a ninja that worked for the government even though it was modern times, and he was a teenager in high school, but then again, there have been way too many animes with those settings that in this crack story, the laws of reality don't matter.

He was their young master, and they were all very protective over him, for he was precious to all of them.

Who were they? The fantastic Miracle Rainbow! Lead by The Red Baron, Akashi!

Whoever is directing this story will taste my blade later.

There was the dark blue strong, hothead (and stupid) Aomine, the yellow over-emotional copycat, Kise, the green sharp-eyed, intelligent tsundere, Midorima, and the purple childish Giant (with an equally large appetite), Murasakibara.

Stupid?

Over-emotional?

I'm not a tsundere!

Where's the food? I'm hungry...

One day, a new challenger appeared out of no where, and his name was Kagami Taiga. He was known for his cooking, combat skills, and funny-looking eyebrows.

How the hell did I get in here?!

He met Kuroko and wanted to be his friend, but Kuroko warned him of the Miracle Rainbow group, for there were many times when Kuroko's life was in danger, so Kagami had to gain the trust of the others too if he wanted to be in their group... Not like it bothered Bakagami since he loved challenges (even if it could kill him).

Seriously, how did we all get in here?!

However, the Miracle Rainbow, at first, did not like the arrival of a potential love- I mean, person who wanted to hurt their precious, emotionless Kuroko, so they gave him one big test that he had to complete. To face his worst fear.

Which they found out was dogs since Kuroko's pet puppy, Nigou, just barked from behind Kagami and it made him scream like a little gir- I mean, high pitched man.

So they decided to make him dress in a bunny suit and make him pet the dogs without even crying. Where did the suit come from? Ask the green tsundere that is standing in front of a large closet that could be the gate to Narnia.

"Where did you get that suit, Midorima-kun," Kuroko asked as Kagami was running for his life. All the tsundere did was push up his glasses while a battle horn sounded off in the distance.

They also used meat juice on the suit, so that he'll smell like a delicious juicy steak. So wherever Bakagami went with the suit, there are dogs ready to pounce on him.

GODDAMMIT!

It was such a frightful dream that he started to fall into a blackhole until he realized it was just a horrible dream. That was the reason why the very next day, he kept glaring at the GOM when they came over to hang out with their former teammate, Kuroko. (And yes, they all had no idea Kagami looked like he was ready to kill them, except Kuroko because he was an innocent angel.)

The End.