A/N: Uh… hi. So yeah, anyone who's a returning reader is probably going: Leigh! Why are you doing this?! You're already typing two stories and doing terribly at keeping up your super frequent updates! Why are you so dumb? The answer is… well I don't know why I insist on being stupid, but I've had this idea in my head forever and I just can't wait any longer, so, here we are, a new story from me. There might even be another new one in a couple days… who knows? Maybe I'll just have a fanfiction for every day of the week, that would certainly keep me from getting bored XD Anywho, let's get this show on the road shall we? Oh! I almost forgot the rather unusual warning I need to put with this tale: This story might be DantexNero as the pairing but it isn't exactly yaoi… I don't wanna say too much and give it away…

Disclaimer: The freaky shit that's about to go down would never be considered if I actually owned this.

Cursed!

"Dante! You are such an ass!" The door to Devil May Cry slammed open and a very irritated, very dirty Nero walked in and marched up the stairs, the door to the bathroom slamming closed.

"C'mon kid, it was a joke!" the elder slayer called up the stairs and sighed when he heard the water turn on. He hadn't meant for the demon to explode all over the teen, only a little, get the spitfire riled up a little bit. The partial devil had come from Fortuna nearly six months after the Savior incident, he'd held out longer than Dante had thought, they'd all actually taken bets around the office on how long it'd take the kid to show up, looking for a job and a place to stay. Either way, the younger had shown up, having left the town and his girl for reasons that he mostly kept to himself. That was fine with the half devil, he didn't care if Nero didn't want to share, if it was bothering him, he'd say, that's just the way the teen was.

The first week had been a little awkward, well at least for himself, Nero thought as he washed the demon guts from his hair. Dante could probably live with Satan himself and not be any different, the man took freaking everything in stride, nothing ever seemed to phase him and it really pissed the teen off. No, that first week had felt so weird to Nero because while he'd gotten a taste of the elder's personality when they'd first met, it hadn't been near as potent nor as constant as it was living with the man. Most of the time he wanted to punch the half devil through the wall, sometimes he did, but he tried to refrain from that because then he'd hear complaints about the damage for weeks. The partial devil sighed and turned off the water, feeling rather than seeing his Bringer flash a little brighter, Trish must be over, he thought, grabbing a towel from the wall.

Dante stared at the high ranking demon who had just waltzed, yup, waltzed into his shop. Did she have a death wish? She wasn't putting off an angry or aggressive aura so maybe she had a mission.

"Can I do something for you babe?" he asked the attractive she-devil in front of him, the she devil took a glance around the shop, sultry blue eyes taking it all in before snapping to the half devil in front of her.

"Perhaps, are you Dante?" her voice was like smooth honey and the elder slayer couldn't help the small tingle that ran down his spine.

"That depends on who's asking. Why do you want to know?" he said back, playing right along with her game.

"There's a girl who wants to make sure she's got the right man." The she devil purred and the elder slayer smirked, this just kept getting better and better didn't it?

"She does, I'm Dante." The red devil said, tilting back in his chair and propping his feet up on the desk.

"Great." The visitor to the office strode forward, her hips swinging deliciously as she walked and the half devil kept his eyes on them along the way, unable to help himself, he liked women, what could he say? Even if this one was a she devil, she didn't seem to be out to kill him, so what was the harm? This she devil stepped right up and swung a leg over his lap settling on top him and grabbing his face with both hands and pulling him forward to connect their lips. Dante responded immediately, his hands pulling her into him, crushing their bodies together, it felt fantastic, he thought, at least until he began to feel funny, his head feeling as though he were on a ship. They pulled away for air and he had enough time to say.

"What the hell…?" before collapsing in an unconscious pile on the floor. The she devil stepped back, admiring her handiwork before whipping out a cell phone and dialing a number. The phone rang once before it was picked up.

"Hey, did you get the job done?"

"Of course I did, he's cursed, just like you asked."

"How soon will it take effect?"

"He'll be feeling the effects as soon as he wakes up, trust me." She began to walk out of the shop "Now, about my payment."

-Dude Looks Like a Lady-

Nero walked downstairs, feeling much better and a heck of a lot less angry than he had before. He yawned and was about to head into the kitchen to grab a snack before he noticed Dante's white hair on the floor, had the old man finally fallen out of that chair while sleeping in it. The teen walked over to at least snap some pictures and embarrass the elder (or try) when he noticed something wasn't right, the half devil was laying on his stomach but seemed smaller, his clothes hung loosely off his frame, Nero rolled him over and got the shock of his life as he stared right into the face of a very female Dante.

A/N: Tada! The first chapter! I'm so excited to do more of this :3 I thought, it's always Nero that I'm picking on so let's make it Dante for once hehehe…

Till next time,

-Winged Element