The year is 1996. A man by the name of Will Smith was recently sent to his auntie and uncle in Bel-Air. One day Will was wandering around in the basement when he found a strange machine.

"YO MAN WHATS THIS" he yelled.

Will pushed a few buttons on the machine and it started up. Will steped into the machine and all of a sudden he heard a large boom! When he opened up his eyes he was...at the Alamo?

"HEY GUYS ITS ME DAVY CROCKETT" said Davy Crockett

"WOAH MAN YOUR ABOUT TO GET KILLED MAN" exclaimed Will.

"WOAHH THANKS MAN I DONT WANNA GET KILLLLED" Davy said

But when Davy was running away, he accidentally wandered into some Mexicans! He fought here and there but it looked like he was going to be outnumbered! So Will used his magical electrical wizard hands to shock all of the Mexicans into a coma!

"¿por qué el nigeriano utilizar poderes eléctricos?" one yelled

"YO MAN THATS RACIST" yelled Will

"THANKS FOR SAVING MEEEEE" said Davy

Because Will happened to save Davy from the evil Mexicans they started to make out. Davy grasped Will's dong as they made out. Will licked Davy's ear.

"I never want this to end" whispered Davy

"Me too" whispered Will back

"ME TRES" shouted one of the dead Mexicans

"SHUT UP MEXICAN" Will and Davy shouted in unison.

But as this sexy pair was making out all of a sudden a gigantic raptor came out of nowhere and started eating like, everyone!

"Oh man I must have forgot to close the time machine!" said Will

"what is that thing?" said Davy

"IT IS A DINOSUAR!" said Will

All of a sudden the Dinosuar came at them!

Will they live?

Find out next chapter!