Luffy's birthday gift

One Piece/Ouran High School Host Club crossover

Pirates meet Host Club

Author's Note: I'm back! This is my new story and I hope you like it. I have at least 3 chapters of this one ready. I am working on a crack! one shot about the boys in Impel Down before Luffy shows up and also the Thanksgiving chapter of Zoro's hidden talent. If any of you can think of a good song about friends/giving thanks/family that you think would sound good coming from Zoro then tell me in a review or PM me and I will choose one if they work.

On a day like any other day, the sea faring crew of the Thousand Sunny were relaxing on deck due to the great weather.

Robin and Nami were sunbathing and reading while Sanji rushed to and fro fetching the ladies drinks and snacks. Zoro was napping against the mast while trying to ignore Luffy, Chopper, and Usopp's antics. The three were playing tag and Luffy had found it funny to continuously hop over the swordsman's legs to get away from the others.

Franky was down below deck, working on a section of the ship that was damaged in the last squall they had sailed through and Brook mostly sat around drinking tea while enjoying the breeze. Occasionally he would pull out a book and write down a note for a piece of music he had been working on.

As they were drifting along toward the next island, Zoro found himself with a strange premonition of coming trouble. Not danger, so to speak, but just a feeling of odd things to come. He rose to his feet and headed to the crows nest where, after climbing the ropes, he could see a ship just off the starboard bow. Yelling to the others to prepare for possible attack, he dropped down and headed in the direction of the upcoming ship.

Unfortunately for Zoro, he ended up heading in the wrong direction and found himself in a bathroom instead. The rest of the crew had made it to the side of the Sunny where the mystery ship had stopped and Luffy had almost flung himself over there before anyone could stop him. Sanji, who had noticed the missing swordsman and figured out that he had probably gotten lost, had seen Luffy twitch and thrown out his leg to trip him up.

On the other ship a man had emerged and was squinting against the sun to look at the crew onboard. He had gray streaks through his black hair and was dressed quite smartly for a possible pirate.

"Hail and well met! Might you be the infamous Straw Hat pirates?"

Nami gave the man a suspicious look and yelled back, "Who wants to know?"

"My name is Jose de Markle and I need to speak with a, Monkey D. Luffy." The man replied while smoothing his shirt of invisible wrinkles.

"That's me!" Luffy exclaimed while he slid his hat up a little higher on his head. "Whatcha want with me?"

"I was sent on behalf of a Mr. Shanks. He has sent a message consisting of such: "Hey there Luffy! Its two weeks till your birthday and I thought I'd send you a gift. Get your crew together for a big surprise!" Then he said to say, "I hope my hat is in good condition," so you would know it was a legitimate message."

"Really?!" Luffy said, "Shanks sent me a gift? Where is it?"

"Mm-hm," the man hummed, "Now I can't give you the gift until the whole crew is gathered. I promised not to show you the surprise until everyone was here."

"This sounds really suspicious!" Usopp urgently whispered to those in earshot.

"Don't be silly Usopp." Luffy replied, "He knows about my hat!"

"That doesn't mean it's not suspicious!" Usopp cried, "My something's-strange-and-I-don't-like-it disease is acting up again! How do you know he didn't hear about your hat from someone else? You have gotten a lot of attention lately and anyone could know about it."

"Calm down, Usopp." Sanji interrupted, "I'll go and get the moss head and we can see what's up."

"Thanks Sanji," Luffy replied while turning towards Nami, "This is captain's orders. We're accepting the gift."

Nami, who kind of agreed with Usopp, dropped her shoulders in a shrug and accepted that once again they were going to be in for a wild ride.

Sanji, who was leading an irritated swordsman to the others, walked behind Zoro to keep him going where he wanted. After he had several times had to correct him with shouts of: "Left. No moss head that's right! Now right. No, no those are stairs marimo head and I didn't say go up the stairs!" Sanji had grabbed a hold of Zoro's shirt and started to direct him in the right direction. To keep Zoro's mind off the fact that he was walking him like a dog, he had told him of their visitor and his supposed gift.

"Is Luffy going to accept?" Zoro asked. Then he followed by answering his own question, "Sorry, stupid question. Of course he is going to take it. I think it's a bad idea." Zoro didn't appreciate being lead around but he was worried enough now to let it go.

"Yeah, you know how he is. He even gave captain's orders. Shanks name pops up and he goes off and makes his decision without us."

"I suppose we should be used to it by now," Zoro grumpily replied before sharing a grin with Sanji. They really should know better and they had accepted Luffy as their captain so they really shouldn't complain. It wouldn't stop them, however, from saying "I told you so" when this went south.

As Zoro and Sanji walked up to their crew they noticed Luffy's extremely happy face, and everyone else's uncomfortable and worried ones. Before either of them could even ask, Nami spoke up and informed them that Luffy had claimed captain's orders and they had no choice but to accept the gift.

Two consecutive sighs were heard from the cook and swordsman before Luffy yelled out to Jose that the whole crew was now gathered. The man turned to count the crew members and once seeing the truth of Luffy's statement called out:

"Dimension, Dimension Fruit Activate!"

After calling out the following had occurred: A black circle appeared, surrounding the panicked crew and their ship. All of which was gone from the sea in the very next instant. While the crew themselves were sent to a new dimension, their ship was left in the in-between since it was too large to transfer into another world. It would be fine staying there until the crew was returned. Shanks would be glad to know that things had gone off without a hitch. According to Jose's powers, time for the crew would stop in this world while they were in the new dimension and they would automatically return after a week in the other world.