A/N: Just a little Jemily AU fun. I own nothing.
Jennifer Jareau sat down in the booth and passed three beers to her brothers keeping one for herself. She laughed lightly as she looked up to the barely clothed women onstage. "Mom has always wondered how I turned out gay... I blame it on you three for always getting me into situations that involve half naked hot women."
All three blonde men laughed with her, but it was Jeffrey, the oldest of the Jareau siblings, who spoke. "Speaking of hot women Jenny, are you seeing anyone?"
"Jeff, tonight's not about me. It's YOUR bachelor party."
"Jenny is deflecting the question!" Jordan, her second oldest brother, teased.
Jude, the youngest of the three boys, had to butt in. "Ohhh... Jenny... what's her name?"
"Oh my god guys! I'm not seeing anyone, okay! You all know very well my job does not allow time for dating. And it sure as hell does not allow time for dating women. They're so high maintenance, you know?"
"No shit!" Jordan agreed as he ran a hand through his longer blonde hair.
All of the siblings laughed. "Well," Jeffrey interrupted. "I only ask because Mel has this crazy idea to set you up with her best friend, Emily, at the wedding."
"Oh dear God." Jennifer rolled her eyes.
"Is she hot?" Jude asked.
Jeffrey nodded. "Super hot, but super lesbian, Bro. I've already tried for a threesome."
It was only Jennifer rolling her eyes (again) as her brothers all chuckled. "Tell Melissa I'm okay, I enjoy my single life, and she doesn't need to set me up with anyone."
"I'll tell her Sis, but you know that doesn't mean she'll actually listen."
Taking along sip from her beer, Jennifer sighed. "Greaaaaaaat."
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"Any hot bridesmaids I can sleep with this weekend, Mel?" Emily Prentiss asked as she joined her best friend on the bed in the hotel room.
The red headed woman rolled her eyes. "You're a bridesmaid Emmy, stay away from the others. BUT I do have someone I want to set you up with."
"I don't want to date. I just want great sex this weekend."
"It's Jeff's sister."
"Jeff's sister is gay?"
Melissa nodded matter-of-factly. "And just your type."
"My type? What's my type?"
"Oh come on Emily. Younger, hot, blonde, FBI agent."
Emily's brown eyes lit up. "And why have I not met her yet?"
"You're always busy. She's always busy. It just hasn't worked out until now. And it's going to be perfect. And you'll love her. And one day we'll be sister-in-laws."
"Jesus, Melissa, I haven't even met the chick yet and you already have us getting married."
Laughing, Melissa turned on the TV and pulled over a bag of potato chips. "It'll be perfect. Just you wait. You'll meet her tomorrow. Anyway, what movie do you wanna watch?"
Just a short intro chapter. Review with comments or suggestions! Thanks for reading.
