hello readers, this is my first story i am ever making, it is a transformers and bakemongatari fanfiction and it is also based on a dream i had when i was 9, i am 13 now, i am VERY sorry if it was bad, this is my first story and i promise i will try my best, ENJOY!- author. Also i am going to warn some of you reader that there will be a little bit of sex scenes with some erotica and lemon. once again enjoy! this takes place in the year 1987.
It was 1987, 10 year old Art sat in his Mercedes benz, he was crying becauze he aliens are taking over the sity of stands up and yells '' for peek sake! alieans stop write now?'' and drove in his Mercedes benz, as Art was driving in his car he saw a aliens picking up a tree and throwg at a cake shop, then the alien picks up ARt and tells him '' we will get your whole family if you bring us the olden ipod'' noo please dont eat my whole fam fam! art says as he poops his pants, it was too late, the alien picks up arts family and puts his family in the westboro babist church.''NOOOOOOO!'' CRYED monster throws art in cqave and art finds 2 people, 1 boy and 1 girl with robots. hi my name is Micro, i am 25 years old and this is my married partner shinobu she is over 500 years old, why because she is a vampire i will show you these robots that will help save te city. art follows the flying girl with the man who was a ghost, they find robots, these robots are called TRANSFORMGRIEFERS! said optumus prime, ok thank you i will choose the one that is golden said Art, art, shinobu and micro goes to the city of monogryifia, fred phelps says ART YOU ARE NOT GOING TO DESTROY MY ALIENS YOU KID! oh yes i can fred phelps i will turn 18 and become a adult! art turns into and adult and uses the golden griefer to kill fred phelps, fred phelps dies but manages to call the fbi on Art, we will stop the fbi together brother art! the golden transformgriefer said, I HAVE A BROTHER! AND ITS A ROBOT! art said, ok lets nuke the hole world together brother, TATCICAL NUKE INCOMING jesus says from the sky, everyone tries to find his brother and he finds out that his brother is the golden ipod, WHY! Art says while crying his eyes out, you saved the city congratulations, the ghost of Robert Patterson said, '' thank you'' Art said. Shinobu runs to art and says ART YOU DID IT! hugging art, thank you shinobu, lets go to my moms house and listen to queen, hall of oates, dubstep, and more 1980's music! art walks home to his moms house.
