(A/N Sorry it's short! It's just the prolouge. I'll try to update every week or earlier, but I don't know. Depends on how I feel about this story in a couple hours. My writing tends to get better the more I write so this chapter probs isn't as good as the next ones. :p Reviews are welcome, it actually makes me really happy when I get them. Have a good day~)
Prolouge
I am not a murderer.
Ignore the freshly killed corpse I'm dragging into the woods. That's not a thing.
Okay, I'm a bit of a murderer.
Just a bit.
Murder is difficult, especially when juggled with work and college and family and friends. I'm going to stress myself out. Maybe I should take a vacation.
After I hide this body, of course.
You see, I'm good at what I do. I've never been caught because I'm cautious. Sometimes I'll even leave things for the police to find. Like a strand of my boss' hair or a pen an asshole classmate touched last.
And remember kids, always wear gloves while committing murder.
Maybe I'm on Tumblr too much.
I could go into every precaution I take, but that would take far too long and I'm trying to hide a body here. Maybe later.
I just gotta make sure I'm super careful with this carcass. Don't get me wrong, I'm not worried. It's not like I haven't done this dozens of times before. There's no way anyone is in this forest and no way anyone could ever-
Fuck.
That is a person. I repeat, a person.
This body is too heavy to hide on such short notice and if I don't hide quickly they'll see-
They've seen me.
They must be sharing the same thought because I also see the limp body they've got in tow behind them.
Guess I've made a friend.
