(A/N Sorry it's short! It's just the prolouge. I'll try to update every week or earlier, but I don't know. Depends on how I feel about this story in a couple hours. My writing tends to get better the more I write so this chapter probs isn't as good as the next ones. :p Reviews are welcome, it actually makes me really happy when I get them. Have a good day~)

Prolouge

I am not a murderer.

Ignore the freshly killed corpse I'm dragging into the woods. That's not a thing.

Okay, I'm a bit of a murderer.

Just a bit.

Murder is difficult, especially when juggled with work and college and family and friends. I'm going to stress myself out. Maybe I should take a vacation.

After I hide this body, of course.

You see, I'm good at what I do. I've never been caught because I'm cautious. Sometimes I'll even leave things for the police to find. Like a strand of my boss' hair or a pen an asshole classmate touched last.

And remember kids, always wear gloves while committing murder.

Maybe I'm on Tumblr too much.

I could go into every precaution I take, but that would take far too long and I'm trying to hide a body here. Maybe later.

I just gotta make sure I'm super careful with this carcass. Don't get me wrong, I'm not worried. It's not like I haven't done this dozens of times before. There's no way anyone is in this forest and no way anyone could ever-

Fuck.

That is a person. I repeat, a person.

This body is too heavy to hide on such short notice and if I don't hide quickly they'll see-

They've seen me.

They must be sharing the same thought because I also see the limp body they've got in tow behind them.

Guess I've made a friend.