Title: The Pineapple Girl & The Carnivorous Man

Genre: Humor/Parody/Fantasy/Romance?

Rating: K+

Warning: AU,OOC, Bad Grammar

Disclaimer: I do not own KHR, just borrowing the characters for a while

A/N: Inspired by "The Little Red Riding Hood," But this one is really different


Italic = talk in the heart

R&R...?


Once upon a time... There's a girl with very strange hairstyle, her name is Chrome Dokuro. But, she's a cute and gentle girl. She lives in Vongola Village with her narcissistic brother, Rokudo Mukuro. Mukuro is the reason why Chrome's hairstyle looks like a pineapple.

Mukuro always praising his own pineapple hairstyle in front of the mirror every day, while Chrome should work in Sawada Bakery. Actually Mukuro is an overprotective brother, he just wasn't allowed to work because he would have immediately fired.

Why? Because he always annoy the customers/other employees with his 'kufufufu' or boasting his pineapple hair in front of them. Baka onii-chan...

One day at Sawada Bakery...

"Umm, Chrome-chan." A brown-haired woman calling Chrome.

"Yes, Mrs. Sawada?"

"Can you give this to Bianchi everyday,starting today?" That woman handed her a basket full of strange-purple things (groceries?) With smile.

"Bi-Bianchi-san!? Why?"

"Bianchi set up a chocolate shop in the middle of Namimori Forest, and she asked us to deliver the ingredients for her chocolate."

"HIEE! BIANCHI SELLS CHOCOLATE!?" A brunette boy cried out in surprise at the back of Mrs. Sawada.

Mrs. Sawada turned & nodded to his son.

That brunette boy whispered as he back to the kitchen, "I swore i will never buy chocolate from her shop."

Honestly, Chrome also think like that. Bianchi known as the greatest toxin maker in Vongola Village. Chrome wonder...How many victims of her chocolate later?

"Please Chrome,because all of my employees,including Tsukkun & Gokudera-kun refused to deliver it. I will raise your salary."

"Why do they refuse?"

Mrs. Sawada shrugged, "I don't know."

"Ok, i understand, i will give this to Bianchi every day." Why she should reject it? Even her salary is raised.

"Thank you Chrome-chan!" Mrs. Sawada hugs her, "I still have work, bye Chrome"

Mrs. Sawada went to the kitchen, Chrome approached Gokudera who was cleaning the windows.

"Gokudera-san?"

That silver-haired boy turned to Chrome, "Huh? Oh,it's you. What?"

"Why did you refused to deliver this to Bianchi-san?"

"That basket! I don't want to meet aneki again! You already knew it,right?" Gokudera is the younger brother of Bianchi. But he always has stomach ache when he saw his sister, so Gokudera living separately with Bianchi. Sister-phobia? Trauma? Don't ask me.

"Then why the other employees also reject it?"

Gokudera takes a deep breath, "You're so troublesome, how would i know!?"

"No need to be angry, i'm just asking. Hot-headed tako-head." Chrome went outside, while Gokudera is trying desperately to restrain his anger.

...

Chrome walks into the forest, deeper and deeper,as far as the eye could see there were only trees. After a long time she began to realize...She's lost.
Chrome is a slow (thinking) girl, she forgot to ask where is Bianchi's chocolate shop. In the middle of forest is very insufficient explanation, so she just walked around the Namimori forest randomly .

"Oh great, i don't even know the road to return." Chrome sputter, "This might be a bad idea."

"What a noisy, you ruin the peace of my forest."

Suddenly a weird voice came out of nowhere, a cold & frightening voice.
Chrome looked around, there's a dog... No! There's a wolf approached her.

After 5 minutes of staring at the wolf in surprise, Chrome patted that dog...
I mean that wolf, "Good dog. Do you can talk?"

The dog enjoyed it for a while... Come on people, It's a wolf!

"Feels good?" Chrome smiled innocently.

The wolf started to feel fooled & humiliated * POFF* Suddenly thick smoke covered the wolf, somehow Chrome feels the different softness from what she had stroked earlier. This is weird, it doesn't feel like fur. It feels like...Like human's hair?

Chrome startled, "Wh-what is this?"

The thick smoke slowly began to disappear. Not a wolf that she stroked, but a raven-haired guy. He has wolf ears & tail. As he opened up his eyes, Chrome saw a pair of grey eyes. Very cold & sharp.

While Chrome is still staring at him especially his eyes, that guy started to open his mouth... Of course not for eat, why do you ask?

"Stop treating me like a pet, herbivore."

"Huh?" Chrome just realized that she still stroking his head, she hastily pulled her hand from his head. "So-sorry. Where's the dog?"

He narrowed his eyes, "Dog?"

"Just now i was stroking a dog, then thick smoke appeared, and then.. Wait! You-you're the dog?"

"Listen, stupid woman. That's not a dog."

"Then, a puppy?" She tilted her head.

"Aho onna, That's not a dog nor a puppy!" He growled angrily, but soon returned to his 'stay cool' appearance. He coughed shame, "I'm a wolf."

Chrome gasped, "Wh-what? Th-then, i was petting a wolf!? And you're also a wolf!?" She shocked. Mistaken a wolf as a dog... How slow you're, Chrome.

"I'm the one who keep the peace of Namimori Forest. You've disrupt my forest, i will bite you to death herbivore." He holds tonfas in his hands.

Chrome just looked at him, "You want to bite me with those tonfas? Why not with your fangs? You're a wolf, right? You don't have fangs!?"

That guy is really pissed off, "Shut up herbivore, kamikorosu." He attacked Chrome.

Chrome was able to feel the chill of his tonfa in her throat. She began to panic, "I-i'm sorry, forest fairy. I got lost while looking for a chocolate shop in this forest. P-please don't kill me."

"Forest fa-" He was about to protest, but he muffled his anger to defend his 'stay cool' image. "A chocolate shop, huh? I will take you there," The guy walked ahead. Chrome still standing in her place, confused.

"What're you doing? Follow me."

"Ha-hai!" Chrome quickly followed him. 'Why he wants to help me?' She really wanted to ask him, but she changed her mind after seeing his face.

The chocolate shop was very close to her place earlier. Chrome feels very depressed.

"What's wrong with you, herbivore?"

"No-nothing. Oh right, i also don't know the way home. Can you show me later?"

"Do-don't misunderstand, herbivore! I just help you becau-"

"Please!" Chrome begged him.

"Hn, whatever."

"I will make it fast!" Chrome ran into the shop & deliver the basket to Bianchi, then quickly back to his place.
She was disappointed as the person is not there. 'Is he really left?'

Chrome starts to look for him, "Hey, dog-man! Where are you?"

"I'm here, herbivore."

Chrome looked up and sigh with relief, "What're you doing there?"

"None of your bussiness." He jumped down, "And don't call me dog-man."

"Soo... Can i know your name?"

"No," he replied coldly as he started to walk.

"Meanie!"

Chrome was sullen throughout he show way back. She sulked, "Dog-man, Dog-man, dooooggg-maaannn." And kept teasing him like that.

The guy is on the threshold of his patience, "Why you-"

"What's it, DOG-MAN?"

'Her face is really pissing me off.' He inhale deeply, "Do you wish to know my name that badly?"

"yes DOG-MAN"

"Alright, i will tell you my name."

"Seriouly? Really?"

"But you shall not come here again."

"EHH!?" Chrome can't do that, she should deliver the chocolate ingredients to Bianchi everyday. "Umm, can you change the requirement?"

"No."

"Pleeeaasseee."

"OK, pineapple-head. If you really wish to know my name and still want to come here, you should make some japanese foods & hamburgers for me. Oh, also don't call me dog-man anymore!"

Chrome stared at him, 'He likes japanese food & hamburger? Wao!' (Wrong catchphrase :3)

"What? You can't cook?"

"Of course i can, don't humble me!"

"Yeah, yeah, whatever. Make it every time you want to come to this forest. "

"Ok, i understand. Now, tell me your name."

Damn, he forgot his promise that he made 5 minutes ago. "Listen carefully, because i'm only going to say it once."

Chrome nodded enthusiastically.

"My name is..."

-To Be Continued-


Well, i think everyone would already know who he is. Is there anyone else who always saying 'I'll bite you to death' or 'Herbivore' besides him?

Right! He is...

Ok, leave it for the next chapter.
Don't worry, i'll still make the new chapter even if there's no one who read it (Wao).

Thanks for reading this random story! :3