First let's explain what we look like in this
Wildheart: chestnut brown with white paws amber eyes cat
Mistfire: long black fur and blue eyes cat
Mistfire: Oh! IT's time for the the show! I like the show! It's fun! I GET MAGIC BUTTON!!!!!
WildHeart: She really does like that magic button...she had a mocha before the show PUMPED WITH TWO POUNDS OF DAMN CHOCOLATE!!!!! Anyways...we have two special guests on our show, no they are not spastic warrior cat elders, instead we have WILD THINGS!!!!!!! Come on down Alexander and Carol!!!!
Mistfire: Yay!! Goat boy!!!!!!!!!!
Alexander: Heyyyyyyy!!!!!!!! (makes mad face)
WildHeart laughs while Carol has no frickin idea where the hell he is
Carol: Where the $#! am I???
Mistfire: You is in hippie land where grass is pink and it rains catnip!!!!!
Carol looks at the coffee enthused, pupils dilated all the way, shaking, spastic cat with a face like get me out of here ASAP!!!!!!
Alexander: Um... What is wrong with you're friend who called me goat boy?
WildHeart: No one knows...It might have something to do with the fact that she had an extra large mocha pumped with two pounds of DAMN CHOCOLATE BEFORE THE SHOW!!!!!!! (grumbles under breath: MistFire, you idiot) Now as you were saying?
Mistfire: Can you tell them the dare already! I want to press the magic button!!!
Carol: Dammit! Now that you mention chocolate you've made me hungry!!
Alexander: Carol, you're always hungry.
Carol rolls his big, yellow eyes
Carol: Thanks for stating the obvious.
Alexander rolls his eyes
WildHeart: Okay MistFire! Press the magic button!!!!
MistFire: Yay!!! *presses magic button while repeatedly bouncing up and down and off the walls of the studio*
Carol: Is that natural... or did she repeatedly get dropped on her head as a kit?
WildHeart: Like I said...No one FRICKIN KNOWS!!!! Sorry about my temper. Let's start with the dare for you Alexander.
Alexander: Hell NO!
Carol gives Alexander a look
Carol: Alexander!
Alexander: It was the appropriate time.
Carol: Hmph.
WildHeart: Okay Alexander, your dare is to go up to KW and ask her to make out with you.
Carol stares wide eyed (KW's his wife)
Alexander: The punishment?
MistFire: I get to make it up! Isn't that just uh... spazztastic!!!! I say that you'll have pluck off every single one of Douglas's feathers. One at a time. COFFEE!!!!!!!
Alexander: I'll do the dare. You are a very evil kitty.
MistFire: Thankyou! Itakethatasacompliment!!!!!!
Carol: Uh... WHAT THE #$^% DID SHE SAY!!!!!!!!!!!
KW comes on show
Alexander: Hey KW, you wanna make out?
KW: $#!%$! NO!!!!
Carol: Oh thank Jesus, what's my dare??
WildHeart: You must make out with Judith.
Carol: The punishment?
WildHeart: Wear underwear on your head for a week.
Carol: ARRRRRRRRRGHHHHHH I'LL DO THE FRICKIN PUNISHMENT #$%$$#$^%%&%^$!!!!!!
MistFire: !!! Keepitclean!!!!! COFFEE!!!
Alexander: What is she saying!!!!!
WildHeart: NO ONE #$%$#$#!!! KNOWS!!!
MistFire: HEY!!! We''tgetpaidaslongaswedon'tgettocarriedaway!!!! COFFEE!!!!!!!!
Carol sighs and grumbles as WildHeart puts a huge pair of underwear on Carol's large head, his horns sticking out of the legholes. She snaps it on.
Carol: OW! That's my fur!
MistFire: CanIaddsomething?! *write's the lumbering flea mat on his back fur in permanent white paint* COFFEE!!!!!
Carol: WHAT THE- (looks at back) *BEEP* (content has been censored)
MistFire: !!!!!!!!!!!! DOn'thurtme! *runs to hide behind WildHeart like Alexander with Judith*
Carol: AAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! WHY THE (censored) DID I GO ON THIS FRICKIN SHOW???!!!
As security guards manage Carol, WildHeart wraps up the show
WildHeart: Well that's all today folks!! Always R & R plz!!!
MistFire: BYE!!!!! SEEYOUNEXTTIME!!!!!! COFFEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *presses magic button and tv explodes*
