There's something strange going on.

Simon's biting his lip,

Which means something's wrong,

Baz is staring at Simon

For unusually long,

And in his eyes

There is a feeling so strong,

As Simon takes a bite

From his seventh scone,

Though it's not hatred

'Cause that look's gone,

But he's still glancing at Agatha,

Leading her on

The stupid love triangle?

I'm not sure,

But there's definitely something strange going on.