Chapter 1: EG vs. Doji.

A/N: Welcome to MFB Court! I got this off of youtube. I thought it would be fun to try it out. I did this in my Fun Adventure story, and since I liked it, I decided to make this into a separate story. This a complete humor parody with no serious plot at all. What fun would it be if it was so serious? And as for my other stories, Bey Academy is going to be rewritten and Halloween Special is going to be deleted. Don't even know why I wrote the latter. Anyway, let's get started.

Disclaimer: Me own nothing!

"Welcome to the first MFB court! Today, EG is suing Doji for being a pain in the butt and trying to take his bey. EG's lawyer is Gingka Hagane, and Doji's lawyer is Damian Hart, and the judge for this case is Yami Kodomo."

Yami appears in the judge's seat, "Okay, let's get this over with so I can go back to sleep. I was napping before you had me do this."

"Doji, you are going down, you four eyed bastard. I will make sure you will never bother me again." EG said.

"Ha! As if a little shrimp like you can ever hope to win this case!" Doji mocked.

"Why am I even here? I never signed up for this!" Gingka whined.

"Doji, you better pay me well for dragging me here. Because if you don't, I will send you to Hades."

"Shut the f*** up both of you before I punish you. Now call your first witness." Yami said.

-1st witness-

"So, Ryoko, has Doji been a pain in the butt and for trying to take his bey?" Gingka asked the white haired girl.

"Yes. He even tried to take my bey, but I gave him an ass kicking he wouldn't forget!" Ryoko declared.

"I still have the bruises!" Doji cried indiginantly.

"Shut up before I decide to blast you into the moon." Yami said.

-2nd witness-

"Is it true that Doji was being a pain in the but and had tried to steal EG's bey?" Damian asked Jack.

"No. In fact, he helped me with my latest art project!" Jack said giggling maniacally.

"Okay, who let this clown in here?" Yami asked and the guards put on their best poker faces.

-final witness-

"So, Kenta, is Doji a pain in the butt, and has he tried to steal Hakaihime's bey?" Gingka said.

"You should know the answer to that Gingka. Remember when he kidnapped you and stole your bey?" Kenta said.

"Don't rub it in." Gingka grumbled.

"OBJECTION!" Doji said.

"What?" Yami asked.

"How does he know that? I don't recall him being there!" Doji said.

"I saw you on tv. Did you really think that Gingka would join up with you? Then your head is filled with cactus juice." Kenta said.

-verdict-

"We, the jury, have declared Doji of being guilty."

"WHAT?!" Doji screamed in outrage.

"Okay, time for punishments. One, EG gets to beat the crap out of you. Two, you have to sit in a cactus chair for a year, and three, you are forbidden to drink orange juice for 30 years. And if I catch you within 10 feet of any orange juice, I will double the time for the cactus chair and will I beat the crap outta you. Now everyone get outta here." Yami said.

"THIS IS RIDICULOUS! I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS!" Doji said as he takes out a bomb and blows up the entire court room.

Soon, Yami appeared in front of Doji, a blazing black aura around him and his eyes a blazing red.

"For that, you will get the worst ass kicking of your life. Prepare yourself." Yami said in a demonic voice.

"Oh...shit…" Doji whimpered.

-censored as the sounds of Doji getting beaten, sliced, and blasted mercilessly are heard-

A/N: That's the end of this one. And for those who want in on this, I'm willing to let you in. Just tell me who is suing who for what reason, whether it be serious or silly, and who is going to be their lawyer. You can also use my OCs as your lawyers if you want. Anyway, review.