A/N: Okay so we started writing this story on facebook, hence the title. Enjoyy!
Tori Fairbank: Once upon a time in a land far, far away, there lived a set of twins, a boy and a girl.
Taylor LaVelle Reynolds: They each wore panty-hose.
Tori Fairbank: These panty-hose wearing twins were named Dean and Dresden.
Raelynn Funk: The End.
Tori Fairbank: Wow. Some story Rae.
Raelynn Funk: I know right. You can continue it. LOL
Taylor LaVelle Reynolds: No, no the end, umm… Dean and Dresden fall madly in love.
Tori Fairbank: But alas, they cannot be together because of a law decreed by the king.
Raelynn Funk: Incest!! It's a wonderful thing.
Taylor LaVelle Reynolds: The king was an evil man, he didn't want anyone to be happy!
Tori Fairbank: All because his own wife had left him long ago, by way of a terrible disease called…. RAELYNNITIS!
Raelynn Funk: Yesh I kill people!!! :3
Tori Fairbank: This disease caused people to go raving mad and eventually, the sufferers died because they couldn't handle it anymore. Their bodies just shut down.
Raelynn Funk: Soo anyways, the incest loves try to run away from the kingdom to be happy.
Tori Fairbank: The king couldn't handle it, so he sent cold-blooded assassins after them.
Taylor LaVelle Reynolds: The lovers try to run away from the assassins.
Raelynn Funk: They hide in an old abandoned coffeehouse, to be safe.
Tori Fairbank: Instead of finding coffee, they find crack.
Taylor LaVelle Reynolds: But someone left a candle burning, so their coffeehouse was burned down. And the entire supply of crack was lost.
Alexx Yseuli Murphy: All of a sudden, monsters pop out of the closet.
Raelynn Funk: They snort crack like crazy and have sexy incest sex!! Damn, now it's not funny.
Alexx Yseuli Murphy: Then all of the monsters join in and suddenly, someone shouts mosh pit!
Tori Fairbank: It turned out that the monsters were just coming out of the closet, but they had no one to tell it to besides Dean and Dresden.
Taylor LaVelle Reynolds: But somehow both Dean and Dresden got pregnant!
Raelynn Funk: Then everyone dies and they have hot sex in hell.
Alexx Yseuli Murphy: Haha. Then the cops came and said, "Didn't you know this is illegal," so all the monsters started protesting.
Tori Fairbank: Eventually, everyone was handcuffed.
Raelynn Funk: Noo, people died!!
Alexx Yseuli Murphy: Their all handcuffed zombies.
Tori Fairbank: From hell.
Raelynn Funk: Some random girl comes into the picture and kills all of the narrators telling the story!
Taylor LaVelle Reynolds: But somehow, all of the people come back to life.
Alexx Yseuli Murphy: And they all go after the girl hiding under the table being a homo! Haha just kidding.
Raelynn Funk: RUDE!!
Tori Fairbank: They were brought back to life due to the sorcery of the witch, Hecate.
Alexx Yseuli Murphy: Haha, I love you guys. I'm going to go now, haha.
--Narrator 4 leaves--
Tori Fairbank: Narrators 1, 2, and 3 mourn the loss of their fellow narrator, but soon get over it and parrtayy!
Raelynn Funk: I storm out because I am bored.
Tori Fairbank: This story makes no sense now.
Raelynn Funk: The End!!
Tori Fairbank: YAYY!
Taylor LaVelle Reynolds: No, no, no, no, no, no the end. It's not over.
Tori Fairbank: Yayy! Maxie likes our story.
Max Dunlap: However messed up it is, it isn't worse than the rumors started while playing Apples to Apples in my 5th hour English class.
A/N: I know very random, but oh well!
