I would like to say, I DON'T OWN TWILIGHT!! That is all.
"Goodbye Girls. I will miss you." LIES!!! If she really cared about us she wouldn't be doing this to us! I turned around and Alice and Rose were wearing the same expression as I was.
Renee sighed at our stubbornness. We had taken a oath to not talk to her ever since she said she would send us to the school.
"Girls, you brought this on yourself you know." WHAT??? "The raving, the drinking…" She started to blabber on like she cares about us. The only thing she cares about is the amount of money Phil will be bringing home tonight. (Which can I add is a lot) "the miss behaving at school…" OH MY GOD!! HOTTIE ALERT! He is so dam fine! "The sleeping around…" I wonder if he is going to the same place as me… "and lets not forget about that 27 year old you slept with…" wait, back up. SHE IS STILL GOING ON ABOUT THAT???
Screw the oath "MUM!!! YOU ARE STILL GOING ON ABOUT THAT?? GET FUCKING OVER IT!!!"
"Bella,"
"DON'T YOU BELLA ME! IT WAS ONE TIME!! And in my defence, he could totally pass for a 22 year old. It's not like I haven't slept with someone older than him anyway." Shit!! I did not just say that did I?
"GET ON THAT PLANE NOW!" Renee looked like her eyes were going to pop out of their sockets they had gotten so big. (Big eyed Renee is not a happy Renee.)
"Bella" Alice whined "I'm board." we had been on the plane for only…thirty minuets and she is board?
"Alice, relax. Go to sleep." I waved her off. Before I knew it she slapped my face and I jumped up.
"What the fuck was that for?" I shouted at her rubbing my cheek-god, Alice can slap.
"BELLA! YOU HAVE GOT TO HELP ME IN MY CRISES!" Can't the girl relax? That is what first class seats are fore.
"Being board is not a crises. Go bother Rose. I am trying to sleep here."
"Rose is reading 'lad mag' and you know what she is interrupted from reading it page to page." this is true. You never interrupt rose when she is reading lad mag because if you do, you will get a nice big red mark on your cheek.
"Alice, entertain yourself. Go masturbating for all I care." I turned back around to try and sleep.
"Bella." Alice whined again. Doesn't she give up? "please? Pretty, pretty please? I will even throw a cherry on top?" Alice started to batter her eye lashes-she knows my weakness.
"Fine, okay. What are we doing?"
"We are making you look fab." FUCK
After hours of 'Bella Barbie' I needed a drink. And a strong one at that.
"What is the strongest drink you have?" I asked
The lady just looked at me like I was ape shit. Hello(!), has anyone taught her it is rode to stare?
"Please, do I look stupid?" she asked
"Well…" I began " yer, you do. Now about that drink?"
"Don't worry Samantha. I got her." The voice came from behind me. I turned to see a blond haired lanky kid. "Can I help you with anything?" his words held a double meaning. Shit head.
"You can archly." I said seductively. His face lit up and he came closer to me.
"Whatever you want. I'm Mike by the way. Mike Newton."
"I'm…Olivia." No way was he getting my name. You little pervert. "Any I would really like some Champaign. I need something wet down my throat.."
Mike started to lick his lips and I looked down….big mistake. Three was a big lump sticking out of his trousers. Champaign isn't worth this.
"I've got to go." I said and walked of.
As I took my seat Alice came over to start my makeup.
"Bella what's wrong? You look like you have seen a perv."
"You have know idea."
* * * *
"This is the school?" Rose said. "It's pathetic. It looks like a mall gone shit." The school is pathetic as Rose puts it. The school must be some sort of god school. The teachers are fucking nuns. NUNS!!
"SHIT!" Alice squeaked "I broke a nail!"
Rose and I rushed over to her with a nail file.
"Can we help you ladies?"
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