Hehehehehehehehehehe! I'm going to try my hand at a parody! Weeeeeeeeeeeee! Even my muses are going to help by acting in it!
Brian: We're what?
Karla: You're acting.
Brian: No.
Karla: I've got a couple of really good parts in this one!
Brian: Really?
Karla: Maybe.
Kurt: *ambling along with that cigar* Maybe vhat?
Karla: *through gritted teeth* Cigar. out. now.
Kurt: *puts cigar out on a plant pot, which is unfortunatly plastic*
Karla: Now you boys be good and you get good parts. Otherwise...
Both: *Gulp*
Karla: I had to bring in some extras but to make a long story short, we're parodying the basic plot of Mario.
Kurt: And just who are these... extras?
Karla: Wolverine and Meggan and the rest are a surprise.
Kurt: You haven't figured the rest out have you?
Karla: Not a clue.
Kurt: I thought as much.
Meggan: *comes skipping along with Wolverine trudging behind* Brian! *glomps him* Guesswhat?WegettobeinaparodyandIdon'tknowwhatthatisbutshesaysit'llbefunandisn'titgoingtobegreat?
Brian: *gasping* Air... need... air...
Karla: Meggan, he needs to breathe. Let go of him.
Meggan: Oops. *lets go*
Karla: Now for the casting. Meggan will play Princess Toadstool. Since that title is too long, we shall call her Peach.
Meggan: Oh goody! I get to be a princess!! *jumps around happily*
Karla: Brian, you will play Bowser simply because I don't like you and I've always thought that you don't deserve someone like Meggan.
Brian: But-
Karla: No buts or I'll cast you as a Pirhana flower. *he shuts up* Mario and Luigi will be played by Wolverine and Kurt.
Logan: Shouldn't the elf be playin' Luigi?
Karla: Well... probably, but I'd like to see you as someone's sidekick for once, so Kurt get's to be Mario. *whispers* Besides, he has to use his tail to fly with.
Logan: How- I don't want ta know kid.
Karla: Okay, get into your costumes people. *throws Kurt the Mario costume*
Kurt: What are the pillows for?
Karla: They're there because you're to skinny to play Mario. *throws the Luigi costume at Logan. The stilts hit him in the head*
Logan: Ow! What are the stilts for kid?
Karla: You need to be taller.
Logan: I ain't wearin' a flamin' pair o'stilts.
Karla: Would you rather play Peach? *he hurriedly puts the stilts on. Karla turns to give Meggan the Peach costume only to find her already shapeshifted into it*
Meggan: I thought it would save time.
Karla: Do you want to stay as a muse? *Brian perks up*
Meggan: Yay!!!
Brian: Don't I get a costume?
Karla: Not yet. I'm waiting until they get in they're places.
Brian: Why. *eyes narrowed* What did you do?
Karla: Nothing! I'm and angel!
Brian: With horns and a tail I'll bet.
Karla: Where's Kurt to hear you say that...
Brian: Shut up.
So I have a new muse! next chapter will be funnier. I promise. This was just casting and I can't have much fun with that.
Brian: We're what?
Karla: You're acting.
Brian: No.
Karla: I've got a couple of really good parts in this one!
Brian: Really?
Karla: Maybe.
Kurt: *ambling along with that cigar* Maybe vhat?
Karla: *through gritted teeth* Cigar. out. now.
Kurt: *puts cigar out on a plant pot, which is unfortunatly plastic*
Karla: Now you boys be good and you get good parts. Otherwise...
Both: *Gulp*
Karla: I had to bring in some extras but to make a long story short, we're parodying the basic plot of Mario.
Kurt: And just who are these... extras?
Karla: Wolverine and Meggan and the rest are a surprise.
Kurt: You haven't figured the rest out have you?
Karla: Not a clue.
Kurt: I thought as much.
Meggan: *comes skipping along with Wolverine trudging behind* Brian! *glomps him* Guesswhat?WegettobeinaparodyandIdon'tknowwhatthatisbutshesaysit'llbefunandisn'titgoingtobegreat?
Brian: *gasping* Air... need... air...
Karla: Meggan, he needs to breathe. Let go of him.
Meggan: Oops. *lets go*
Karla: Now for the casting. Meggan will play Princess Toadstool. Since that title is too long, we shall call her Peach.
Meggan: Oh goody! I get to be a princess!! *jumps around happily*
Karla: Brian, you will play Bowser simply because I don't like you and I've always thought that you don't deserve someone like Meggan.
Brian: But-
Karla: No buts or I'll cast you as a Pirhana flower. *he shuts up* Mario and Luigi will be played by Wolverine and Kurt.
Logan: Shouldn't the elf be playin' Luigi?
Karla: Well... probably, but I'd like to see you as someone's sidekick for once, so Kurt get's to be Mario. *whispers* Besides, he has to use his tail to fly with.
Logan: How- I don't want ta know kid.
Karla: Okay, get into your costumes people. *throws Kurt the Mario costume*
Kurt: What are the pillows for?
Karla: They're there because you're to skinny to play Mario. *throws the Luigi costume at Logan. The stilts hit him in the head*
Logan: Ow! What are the stilts for kid?
Karla: You need to be taller.
Logan: I ain't wearin' a flamin' pair o'stilts.
Karla: Would you rather play Peach? *he hurriedly puts the stilts on. Karla turns to give Meggan the Peach costume only to find her already shapeshifted into it*
Meggan: I thought it would save time.
Karla: Do you want to stay as a muse? *Brian perks up*
Meggan: Yay!!!
Brian: Don't I get a costume?
Karla: Not yet. I'm waiting until they get in they're places.
Brian: Why. *eyes narrowed* What did you do?
Karla: Nothing! I'm and angel!
Brian: With horns and a tail I'll bet.
Karla: Where's Kurt to hear you say that...
Brian: Shut up.
So I have a new muse! next chapter will be funnier. I promise. This was just casting and I can't have much fun with that.
