Hehehehehehehehehehe! I'm going to try my hand at a parody! Weeeeeeeeeeeee! Even my muses are going to help by acting in it!

Brian: We're what?

Karla: You're acting.

Brian: No.

Karla: I've got a couple of really good parts in this one!

Brian: Really?

Karla: Maybe.

Kurt: *ambling along with that cigar* Maybe vhat?

Karla: *through gritted teeth* Cigar. out. now.

Kurt: *puts cigar out on a plant pot, which is unfortunatly plastic*

Karla: Now you boys be good and you get good parts. Otherwise...

Both: *Gulp*

Karla: I had to bring in some extras but to make a long story short, we're parodying the basic plot of Mario.

Kurt: And just who are these... extras?

Karla: Wolverine and Meggan and the rest are a surprise.

Kurt: You haven't figured the rest out have you?

Karla: Not a clue.

Kurt: I thought as much.

Meggan: *comes skipping along with Wolverine trudging behind* Brian! *glomps him* Guesswhat?WegettobeinaparodyandIdon'tknowwhatthatisbutshesaysit'llbefunandisn'titgoingtobegreat?

Brian: *gasping* Air... need... air...

Karla: Meggan, he needs to breathe. Let go of him.

Meggan: Oops. *lets go*

Karla: Now for the casting. Meggan will play Princess Toadstool. Since that title is too long, we shall call her Peach.

Meggan: Oh goody! I get to be a princess!! *jumps around happily*

Karla: Brian, you will play Bowser simply because I don't like you and I've always thought that you don't deserve someone like Meggan.

Brian: But-

Karla: No buts or I'll cast you as a Pirhana flower. *he shuts up* Mario and Luigi will be played by Wolverine and Kurt.

Logan: Shouldn't the elf be playin' Luigi?

Karla: Well... probably, but I'd like to see you as someone's sidekick for once, so Kurt get's to be Mario. *whispers* Besides, he has to use his tail to fly with.

Logan: How- I don't want ta know kid.

Karla: Okay, get into your costumes people. *throws Kurt the Mario costume*

Kurt: What are the pillows for?

Karla: They're there because you're to skinny to play Mario. *throws the Luigi costume at Logan. The stilts hit him in the head*

Logan: Ow! What are the stilts for kid?

Karla: You need to be taller.

Logan: I ain't wearin' a flamin' pair o'stilts.

Karla: Would you rather play Peach? *he hurriedly puts the stilts on. Karla turns to give Meggan the Peach costume only to find her already shapeshifted into it*

Meggan: I thought it would save time.

Karla: Do you want to stay as a muse? *Brian perks up*

Meggan: Yay!!!

Brian: Don't I get a costume?

Karla: Not yet. I'm waiting until they get in they're places.

Brian: Why. *eyes narrowed* What did you do?

Karla: Nothing! I'm and angel!

Brian: With horns and a tail I'll bet.

Karla: Where's Kurt to hear you say that...

Brian: Shut up.

So I have a new muse! next chapter will be funnier. I promise. This was just casting and I can't have much fun with that.