Immaculate Filth
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Introduction, Whut?
||I just have to. This fandom really needs it.
NOTE: In no way am I targeting anyone's OC, or their OC-related plot. I'm just… generalizing. A lot.
||Disclaimer: I do not own Bakugan. I do own the OCs I used in the making of this fic, however.
||No wai, lots of swearing?! Especially with that nasty F-word?! I should watch out for that?! Thanks for the warning~!
And no wai, you're purposefully gonna try and make people mad at you?! Okay that, I'll be ready to tell you, "you suck~"! ;D
And you're purposefully adding in a little bit of hypocrisy?! I better call you on that, then~!!
And this particular chapter should technically be M-Rated, but because the rest of the fic ought to be considered safe, you're just keeping it at T?! Well, that decision is debatable, but thanks for the info~!
||She's the sweetest thing in the world; what harm could she cause to this simple fandom? The answer: Think the Apocalypse.
This story begins with a "Once upon a time".
It could actually begin with many things. "Years ago, in a galaxy far, far away"; "It was a dark and stormy night"; "Hi! My name is Blah-Blah-Blah-Stab-Me-Now, and I blah-blah-blah-no-one-cares-but-let's-get-all-the-details-about-my-character-over-with-now-oh-em-gee-hawt-canon-character-RAPE!". Realistically, there's no difference; such corny and overused titles have become interchangeable over the last five minutes or so.
However, because it sounds sweet and happy and appears to lead to a fairytale ending, "Once upon a time" seems to fit a lot more.
The denotation of such an introduction is debatable in regard to the relevance it has to this story. After all, this is hardly something meant for a child, despite it outlining the sins of many young authors.
This is the story of one fandom, one tiny and insignificant fandom that was largely ignored by the general population of fanfiction enthusiasts with a greater idea as to what exactly quality is. These enthusiasts are very intelligent people, steering clear of something that could harm their intelligence.
To those who do know of this fandom, it is known as many things and inspires many thoughts. Some of these include:
"Zomg, i L-U-V THS SHOO ITS SOOOOO COL!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111 YAYZ SHUN!! BEET THOS NASSTE BADIES!!!!!!!11111!!!!!!!!111111!!!"
"Ooh… interesting. Big monsters battling it out, group of kids responsible for saving the world as we know it through an insignificant but horrifyingly popular game… original! OH MY GOD HAWT NINJA DUDE?!"
"… Blah. Wind kid is pretty cool."
"Ahh… it's kind of ridiculous. But the characters… I can do something with those. …I CAN BECOME A PAIRING FANGIRL. OH MY GOD, YAY~. OH MY GOD, I SHOULD TOTALLY PAIR THAT BLACK-HAIRED COOL GUY WITH SOMEONE."
"OH MY GOD THE BATTLES ARE SO EPIC I TOTALLY LOVE THIS OH MY GOD BADLY IMPLEMENTED ROMANCE I AM SO IN DESPITE THE FACT THAT THESE KINDS OF PAIRINGS ARE SO OVERUSED!! ESPECIALLY WITH THAT CUTE NINJA GUY AND THAT HEROIC AND COOL BROWN-HAIRED KID~!"
"Show sucks. Fandom sucks. Let's try and inject some wholesome quality into it~! And hey, though that ninja guy is kinda cool, how about I focus on him… and some other characters for a change~?"
My own personal views on it, the first sentence of which that I'm sure many other people share, would be, "Fuck, this show sucks. …Fuck, I'm still watching it. …Fuck, I can't tear myself away from it. Fuck, I want to stab my eyes and dump bleach into it. Fuck, I think it's contaminating me! Fuck no, someone stop this, save me! God fucking damn you Sega and SpinMaster, what is this atrocity?! Did you drug it?! Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuckity fuck fuck—ooh, girly looking guys. Fuck the world~. RAPE."
Yes people. Rape. There are some sickos in this world who rape people, and that is a very bad thing (unless it is mind rape and the victim is completely unaware). And then there are other people who rape fictional people. Because they are mostly doing this for snots and giggles, it is okay to just avoid them. Yes, I see you edging away from your screen and going for that backspace button. Bitch, are you that sensitive?
Anyways. Back to cursing this show's existence and the point of this little piece of possibly controversial writing.
This fandom is infected, with a horrible disease that affects the brain directly.
BE AFRAID. You might have this disease.
What is this disease that truly plagues this fandom, you may ask? Some call it naiveté. Some call it lack of experience or skills. Some call it being pathetic. Others call it utter stupidity.
My opinion is with the utter stupidity faction.
It is a disease that is often accompanied with symptoms such as bad grammar and spelling, not getting a beta, being overly attached to a preferred character or pairing, bashing any disliked character or pairing needlessly, overdone plots, being unpopular with the real world and subsequently trying to build up your self-esteem over the Internet, and a scratchy throat that eventually leads to you coughing up so much blood that you die.
It's tragic, really.
This fandom is infected with all of these things, and the bulk of its population of authors with at least one of the aforementioned symptoms. There is also one other symptom, one that haunts us all across this site.
It was one of the larger factors that made this one tiny and insignificant fandom pure crap.
But what is this shattered, crappy, wretched fandom, you may be wondering? And if you are wondering, then GTFO because you shouldn't have to be informed, you dipwad.
I digress. Allow us to wander back to the point of this writing, so that I may start a controversy that will lead people to spite me.
We begin again, with –
– once upon a time. Once upon a time, there was a fandom. There was a fanfic. There was the canon universe of Bakugan. And there was a girl who would turn this canon universe inside out and rape it mercilessly.
This is a story about a girl named…
||So who knows where I'm going with this? :3
